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Phil's gift for Dan's 27th birthday | 20.06.18

Dan: Phil got me something for my birthday and honestly, *softer voice* this is why Phil is my best friend.

Phil: Normally, I buy Dan, like, three things.

Dan: What is your - just think, ask yourself - dream birthday present? Is it like an X box, a mansion or is it like, I don’t know, you know me, I’m a person of elephant - I mean, elegant and refined taste.

Phil: Elephant? *sweetest fond laughter* Elephant taste?

Dan: Phil got me-

Phil: Wait! So normally, I would get Dan, like, three presents but I saw this and I was like this is more expensive but he is going to appreciate it more. So I got him an fancy candle in a really fancy pot.

Dan: Literally the only thing I care about.

Phil: It’s made out of concrete and tiles. It’s like an art piece.

Dan *repeats*: Literally the only thing I care about.

Phil: And it smells freaking amazing.

Dan: Phil was like: I only got you one thing and I don’t know if it’s kinda crappy but I got you- And I was like, this is the only thing I want.

Phil: It’s so heavy. You could kill someone with that.

Dan: It’s literally the only thing I want.

Phil: Very fancy. I also got you some chocolate but we ate it.

Dan: You ate most of it.

Phil: I ate most of it.

Dan: But I nearly cried honestly.

Phil: This was a good gift. It’s a beautiful candle.