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reblogs were off

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narcissa black is atleast 5'9 you could never convince me that shes short

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the black sisters are tall, so the black brothers must be small

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eating cookies with a fork

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Sirius is Remus' personal weighted blanket

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reblog to save a liFE

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Finally i've found this post again!

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using emojis like 😂 and👍 and proud of it

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when James saw Regulus Black for the first time, he knew why the angels in the bible always started their sentences with "be not afraid"

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"why do i have to place three fingers on the screen to take a screenshot?? I can't be nonchalant like this!!!"

- Regulus Black if he had my phone

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Which marauders era character would celebrate the ides of march?

Sirius

James

Remus

Regulus

Barty

Pandora

Evan

Peter

Dorcas

Mary

Marlene

Lily

Voting ended onMar 16

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Sirius writes wolfstar fanfics

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If you're writing 18th century dialogue, this website lets you search words and phrases to double-check whether they were in use & meant what you intend. It doesn't include every period-accurate use of a word/phrase, but it certainly helped me separate genuine 18th century grammar from the vague tangle of 💬old-fashioned fancy-speak💬 I've internalized from TV and video games.

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Other websites that let you do this:

Johnson's Dictionary Online (thanks @yellowbelliedtoad!) – 1755 and 1773

Green's Dictionary of Slang – 1300s to today

A Classical Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue – 1788

Feraud's Dictionaire critique de la langue française – 1778

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A dictionary of the English and Italian languages by Giuseppe Baretti is a bilingual dictionary from 1790!

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I envy people who have never watched Black Mirror before.

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I am confused. Should I or should I not watch black mirror.

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Watch it. But skip the first episode if you like animals 🥲

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Poor pig 😢

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I know😭

Whats your fav episode though? (right now, at least)

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I envy people who have never watched Black Mirror before.

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I am confused. Should I or should I not watch black mirror.

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Watch it. But skip the first episode if you like animals 🥲

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Remus in an important teacher meeting (a parent teacher conference or something like that) and he forgot to turn off his notification sound:

Remus: So, as I was just saying, your son is really-

Phone: ding

Remus, blushing (because he normally turns it off and its super embarrassing for him): I'm so-

Phone: ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

Remus *looking hastily for his phone*: ...sorry

Phone: ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

Remus: I am so sorry, I put in on silent mode now. Well, your-

Person 2: Don't worry, it's fine, trust me. Do you want to go out for a second to look at those messages? I'm sure it's something important if someone texts you that often.

Remus *still embarrassed*: Yeah, yeah, I think that's for best, thank you.

Remus *outside, in front of the door, opens notification app*

Sirius: Hey

Sirius: G

Sirius: U

Sirius: E

Sirius: S

Sirius: S

Sirius: .

Sirius: W

Sirius: H

Sirius: A

Sirius: T

Sirius: .

Sirius: J

Sirius: U

Sirius: S

Sirius: T

Sirius: .

Sirius: H

Sirius: A

Sirius: P

Sirius: P

Sirius: E

Sirius: N

Sirius: E

Sirius: D

Sirius: .

Sirius: A

Sirius: T

Sirius: .

Sirius: T

Sirius: H

Sirius: E

Sirius: .

Sirius: S

Sirius: T

Sirius: O

Sirius: R

Sirius: E

Sirius: .

Sirius: T

Sirius: O

Sirius: D

Sirius: A

Sirius: Y

Remus: ...

Remus: fuck you

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The fact that two out of the three actors/actresses portraying Austrian characters really are Austrian makes me kinda happy as an Austrian.

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Thats just wolfstars promising ring

Remus gives it to Sirius, because he cannot sit still for life and needs his hands to do something. So he purchases this anxiety ring for him. The star is able to spin so yeah, its perfect.

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Update: i lost it🥲

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Update: i found it in my pencil case although i definitely did not place it there

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Thats just wolfstars promising ring

Remus gives it to Sirius, because he cannot sit still for life and needs his hands to do something. So he purchases this anxiety ring for him. The star is able to spin so yeah, its perfect.

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Update: i lost it🥲