Welcome to the inside of my mind

[berlynn-wohl]

BONUS: same knight 20 minutes later

[mynorthernattitude]

"listen to your body"

my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

[moonlightingcurse]

Glenn, you're just embarrassing yourself.

THE THICK OF IT | 4.07

[ma-che-noia]

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

#every time I read this phrase the same thing happens#I read it as shittable and go wait that can't be right#oh right they were talking about public benches that makes more sense#but public bathrooms available without fees should also be a thing tho#cities should definitely be shittable#it happens EVERY SINGLE TIME

it must also be shittable

[depsidase]

[omtai]

She literally does not give a damn what that old fool is yelling about

[unaloid]

the lion does not concern herself with papa

[cosmonautroger]

Thelonious Monk

[kitmarlowe]

[plain-flavoured-english]

As a Greek, in response to the current controversy about Matt Damon being cast as Odysseus, I'd just like to share that one of the moments that changed my brain chemistry as a kid was reading a novelized version of the Odyssey and coming across the following description of Odysseus when Circe sees him for the first time and thinks he's hot: "his hair curled like a clematis and his eyes were very brown".

So may I present my own casting choice for Odysseus:

[plain-flavoured-english]

Excuse me???

[ruffboi-mags]

you are right and you should say it.

[instantduckninja]

Is this the face of a man who would put his own infant in front of a plow to avoid going to war?

Absolutely not

You know who would try that shit?

Is this the face of a man who would defy the very gods to get home to his wife?

You know who would defy the gods just to show he could get away with it?

[carltonlassie]

he was trying so hard for the ball to come over to his side for the entirety of the first half and kept on pointing at the open space but it never worked 😭 the pout at the end tho auughh

[breadddsstuff]

Horne getting a goal, trying to kiss the camera, and sprinting off onto his victory lap

[breadddsstuff]

Here’s Horne getting his 2nd penalty and having to wear a rubber ring at the end of the 1st half of the Chesham match (with commentary from Nish Kumar)

[crouchbearqrin]

absolute madness at chesham today

[unfunnystandup]

poor guy

[fahbee]

(source)

Bonus:

[dykejedi-deactivated20170430]

when i was little and i went to church people would talk about “fearing god.” they would use ‘’fear’ to describe like a way of respecting him while understanding his power and i never knew what that  meant until i met a fucking horse 

[tjmystic]

This… went in a completely different direction than I thought.

[orangebitters]

Horses will do that too - go in a completely different direction than what you thought. It’s one of the reasons they’re feared.