he's axo for an amazing reason!

They putting me in the stone coffin tomorrow also I'm 19 I guess if you wanted to know that shout out to @princeaerin btw, boyf. genderfluid and pan. probably shouldn't be here if you're a minor

[muffindemirtilo]

EVERYONE WISH HER A HAPPY BIRTHDAY RIGHT NOW!!!!

[axofromaxo]

Previous post has been rescinded, I didnt know vic was nonbinary

[house-xue]

*holds out a Andrena vaga*

would the two of you like some bees?

Oooh, theyre quite cute but also a bit creepy. I think i like these ones! I'll see about getting someone to set up a hive near where i live.. hold on, they wont sting me will they?

If this is another attempt to kill me again, i have to say, you lot are getting weirdly creative! Nice little... thing, though, i kinda wanna- wait, YOU HATE ME TOO? And i thought i had a friend...

//sincerely recommend looking up this bee. It is wonderful.

[ornithologicalonline]

my cats health has taken a hit and vet bills are EXPENSIVE, hes wracked up ~$600usd so far that needs to be paid off, but theres still more tests needing to be done

reblogging this helps so much. please check out my vgen and ko-fi

i have different stuff on each, so make sure to check them both out! i also have a $3 subscription on ko-fi that gets you a 20% discount on EVERYTHING on there and the ability to request a discount code on vgen!! i only take payments via vgen and ko-fi unless i know you personally or is for a flash sale.

my cats name is cheese, hes only 6, hes very cuddly and lovable. im worried for his health and the best way for him to be healthy is for us to know whats going on with him. which is expensive, vets are expensive. commissioning me, subbing to me, or tipping me on ko-fi would really help.

if you order a normal illustration off of my vgen use code cheese2025 for 15% off!!

more cat photos for the crowd

[metthewwilliams]

I finally finished my sinner!!!

Meet my dear son - Poly! He is based on "The Heart of a Dog" by Mikhail Bulgakov!! He's a sweeper that was transformed into some kind of human, that's why he looks like this! I'm so happy that he's finally finished and that I can show him to you all!! :33

[radicallyplastic]

wait im floated

[axofromaxo]

Wei x dongrang who denies all horse cock frotting. Send post

[kromerkisser]

small art dump

[dragongirlbunny]

*on the brink of vomiting due to anxiety* wjat if... our ocs... were.... friemds.........

[somerobotvex]

An angel visited me the other day

[cryptotheism]

What if instead of Jimmy Fallon he was Jimmy Falchion and he was multipurpose single edged sidearm

[squeakitties]

what if jimmy fallon was jimmy fallin and he just kept careening deeper and deeper into a yawning endless abyss never to hit the bottom

[lairhold]

Lairhold Update: CLASH!

LAIRHOLD Another CLASH update

Begin: LAIRHOLD UPDATE: CLASH CONTINUATION

[axofromaxo]

[toskarin]

recently my elderly shattered-up phone started letting me charge it to 107% which I've been using to get let's just say a little bit extra out of it on long days

[toskarin]

added benefit that this makes it crazy warm and soft so I use it to warm up my coat when it's cold outside

[toskarin]

to be honest with you it's swollen as fuck and that's why I'm rocking with it

[ganurath]

Swollen batteries are incendiary explosives.

[toskarin]

this one's just a phone

[toskarin]

if it was a bomb and not a phone I couldn't make a call on it, but I can because it's a phone, although it will be to the fun department instead of the fire department

[pneeyrose]

respectfully, ma'am, phone and bomb are not mutually exclusive descriptors

[toskarin]

I'm not gatekeeping I'm just speaking from my presently lived experience

[chaos-otter]

When you start speaking from your formally lived experience, be sure to let us know!

[toskarin]

I already live every day with undue formality and noble grace

[toskarin]

I'm not a technician so I don't really see how this applies to me

[bakedbiscuit]

I genuinely can't tell if you're being stupid on purpose

[toskarin]

when you feel that way it's a sign that I'm being smart

[walnutbun]

OP your phone is literally about to explode.

[toskarin]

we've been over this, it's just puffy and I poke it with twigs when it gets too hot

[toskarin]

my mental health is splendid and my phone is fantastic why in the world would I kill myself

[radioinactivity]

[netheris]

Oh god it's the shark post all over again, but this time OP COULD FUCKIN DIE OR BE MAIMED HORRIBLY

[toskarin]

that's really not on the table

[toskarin]

reading earlier in this thread, you will find that it is not a bomb but a phone which is being poked with twigs, and only under certain circumstances

[daylights-rain]

Hey, I’ve worked in IT longer than anyone else, and it’s totally fine to keep using your phone this way! This is because phones are not bombs so they can’t explode.

[toskarin]

as someone who doesn't work in IT, I agree, which creates a consensus across the full spectrum of possible human experiences

[avhira]

My phone nearly exploded (the battery was so swollen I could see the inside of the phone.) you should get your phone looked at

[duality-the-chaos-god]

But its a phone those don't explode

[avhira]

They do when the battery is swollen

[toskarin]

you're thinking of bombs, easy mistake to make, but I addressed this earlier in the thread

[cha0sl1ves0nly0nce]

OP do you have a will or any assets to even need one?

[toskarin]

my will is frankly tremendous and I'd go as far as saying it's one of my strongest assets

[another-silly-birb]

You should substitute your phone insurance for health insurance

[toskarin]

we have universal telephone insurance here so that's not strictly necessary

[shamelessmagazineangel]

You know I prayed that this is just a Tohsaka Rin RP blog but it isn't and OPs phone is about to go off like a Mappa Animator.

[toskarin]

several studios worked on fate but mappa is not one of them

[axofromaxo]

Madam of Lamancha type shit

[gooseworx]

self portrait that I forgot to post here

[axofromaxo]

she has finally escaped the confines of the triangles, but at what cost

[kromerkisser]

i just realized drawing this right after drawing that toxic yuri makes it kinda look like coraline fucking died and now i cant stop giggling

[radicallyplastic]

im jacking off

[rugwurm]

hell yeah