Purple Happy Internet Place Of Lovliness And Stuff

This is where I keep things I like on the internet

[a-night-at-the-abbey-road-deact]

How working retail makes you feel:

(gif NOT mine)

[purplepunchout]

New #leather #jacket #gahh #loveit

[cocaineteas]

Me and my hunty doing cardio…

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[drxgonfvcker-deactivated2019061]

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

[running-with-toast]

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[bigduckenergy]

You guys are fucking silly

and I’m gonna prove it!

Because honestly, only an idiot would believe that you can simply-

I must say Reginald, the oil sales have been most disappointing in the last fortnight, it’s positively appal-

[g0h0st]

IT GOT BETTER.

[onceuponanightmare007-deactivat]

[veryfunnymemes]

[wilted-scenes]

[gsfsoul-deactivated20150425]

That looks like the “gods” are having a rave in the clouds

[zozojosiah-deactivated20141208]

all hail the glow cloud

[notquiteonline]

all hail the glow cloud

[the-crazy-world-of-meriel]

all hail the glow cloud

[angrymysticarchive-blog]

[blainegibsongroupie]

is achievement hunter even real though? They really are like a sitcom cast of characters.

You have:

Geoff, a military journalist turned tech support guy turned internet personality who is drunk 98% of the time and covered in tattoos who’s also probably the biggest softy you’d ever see

Jack, a radio dj turned disney land worker turned, again, internet personality, who, despite his awkwardness and peoples’ inclination to bag on him (IDIOTS) is the kindest and most generous person ever omg

Gavin, a grocery store worker turned cinematographer who is simultaneously the dumbest and smartest person on the planet, who also uprooted his life to move halfway around the world for his job, which includes shows and movies and he and his american girlfriend half a british flag and american flag pillow on their respective sides of their bed okay ugh (cuties)

Michael, an electrician who gave up his entire life on a chance and moved halfway across the US for it and became a movie star like…??? oh and met his now-wife because of it like aww

and Ryan, an every day dad with a veterinarian wife and 2 kids who also happens to be a pseudo psychopath and really super crazy smart about the most random stuff ever??

[best-of-memes]

[bunniesarethebest]

Her name is Poppy and she is almost two years old.

She’s so cute! Thank you for submitting! :)

-batb

Submitted by teacupsparkles

[donniedarkosarchive]

being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised 

#the optimistic look on pessimism  

[aariandthediamonds]

The paradox is high in this one

[skygenders]

Train Wreck Tumblr Posts

[notvcreativename]

These literally never get old.

[best-of-memes]

[purplepunchout]

Away!!!

[cracked]

Origins Of The Skittlebrau:

Homer: “I’m feelin’ low, Apu. You got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau?” Apu: “Such a product does not exist, sir! You must have dreamed it.” Homer: “Oh. Well, then just gimme a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles.”

Ingredients: Beer, Skittles

My excitement for this drink was not unfounded. I am a fan of everything the Skittlebrau stands for. I started out with a modest pile of Skittles in the bottom of the glass.

After that, I poured just enough beer to cover the candy and gave it a 30-second spin cycle so I could soak up the delicious candy-coating.

After creating that putrid-looking mud puddle, I added the rest of the beer. The dissolved candy-coating mixed with the foam to create a delicious fluffy cloud of beer and candy. I want to find a way to market just the foamy part, because it is delightful.

When the foam finally settled, I gave the whole thing a little stir and took a sip. I honestly could have had five of these things, but after the Tootsie Roll fiasco the night before, I practiced some self-control. You know, like an adult? The Skittles go extremely well with the smooth taste of the beer, and the two flavors complement each other very well. I can’t think of a beer this wouldn’t go well with, so seriously, just start filling your pockets with Skittles before you go to the bar, and you’ll see what I mean.

6 Fictional Alcoholic Beverages That Actually Get You Drunk

[allaboutrayvin]

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[jellieblood]

Sacks: hacked

[twinkfl0yd]

i’m in