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Sam/Bunni - 27 - She/Her I mainly post thinks that are funny and amusing to me so mostly memes or animals. feel free to ask stuff, submit things to me, or just get to know me! I enjoy getting to know people. if you're my mutual I love you and am intimidated by you.

[urie]

did you receive abstinence only education in school? (and please say where your school is located in the tags)

yes

no

Remaining time: 4 days 22 hours

[dogpuppy]

[squirrelly-13]

they got married btw

[visit-me-here-in-wonderland]

oh you’re not kidding

[ri5k]

[tieflingkisser]

[lesbianslimefriend]

here's where to find it on windows 10

[the-tiny-dragons-tea-room]

Ugh, it was in mine. It's off now.

[the-tiny-dragons-tea-room]

IT GETS WORSE

I had to turn this off, but it's something that allows Windows and anyone using your device to generate text/images.

LOBOTOMIZE YOUR MACHINES

[marougus-the-dragon]

AI is a freacking plague, I share this for any windows user.

[phoub]

ITS THIS THING TUESDAY

[redstonedust]

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

[distant-screaming]

there really is nothing better than getting asked an innocuous question and being like

[remanence-of-love]

[electricpurrs]

"Awkward" maned wolf photographed by Gabriel Bonfa, Brazil

[dirt-mann]

[starrynet]

[solarsyrup]

[cyberjock-deactivated20250329]

[moddys-personal-stuff]

then what

[cyberjock-deactivated20250329]

[moddys-personal-stuff]

oh

[dramatic-dolphin]

"kids don't pay attention in class anymore Because Of Phone" is so funny as an argument. students haven't paid attention in class since school was invented. my parents' generation were in there making flipbooks out of the corners of their notebooks and doodling random shit instead of taking notes. and they didn't have phones.

[dramatic-dolphin]

also pro-'banning phones from school altogether' people are like "well instead of being on their phones during recess, they can do creative things to pass the time!!" okay well when my classmates did creative things to pass the time instead of being on their phones, they found a random earring on the ground and pierced a guy's ear with a needle right there so he could wear it. do you want that.

[dramatic-dolphin]

one time during recess one of my classmates poured some suspicious powder onto his desk and snorted it all. is that creative enough for you. he did it instead of being on his phone.

[hiveswap]

At my school someone yelled "look what i can do!" And ran headfirst into a two layer glass door, shattering it completely. The teacher said he won't report that he did that and will say that it was an accident to not embarass him. He did that instead of being on the phone too

[retinaofthemindseye]

[gnawing-suspicion]

[lakevida]

are you guys gonna wrap it up with the dog motif anytime soon

[fraenum]

literally man's best friend but whatever. i guess you do sexual roleplay as some kind of tender-leaved houseplant?

[lakevida]

you know full well that my sexual roleplays are geological in nature

[cheaphalloweencostume]

if you dont have a fursona at this point youre just being unprofessional

[senatortedcruz]