not a housecat or your pet.

Undertale/Deltarune Oc || Follows back from booflegs-boyes

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[ I miss this little jackass sometimes. Decided he’s definitely transmasc. If the deltarune rpc weren’t wholly and completely dead I’d say it’s time to revive him but that’s not gonna happen lmao ]

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duke0fpuzzles‌:

     Rouxls squints for a moment. He’s not the brightest crayon in the box by a long shot. He spent a week or so standing around and buffering before he realized what Gaster being gone meant for him. The look on his face is absolutely absent for a while before it hits him.

“Oh! Thou art still not sure? I am asking if thou would liketh to be my Boyefriende. To be more Blunte!”

     Somehow, the word “boyfriend” itself lights up with the same flashy sparkles that seem to radiate from his very form. This happens less in the light than it does in the darkness, but at this hour, and with the shades drawn as he’d asked, he’s looking very nice, faintly glowing in over-saturated blue and electric white, poised and sly with his fingers curled under his chin.

“If being a Darke Catte is what would most pleaseth you… then I would loveth to bringeth you along, should I returneth to Card Castle one day… but for now, I am as happy as I can be under such dire circumstances to be here in your apartment.”

“GHNf-” he wheezes. From the display of the word lighting up in his face as it did, to the fact that he even asked at all with that amount of bluntness, Shane finds himself covering his face and trying to keep himself from exploding again. 

“Fhnnsshhhhwowza.” he says, removing his glasses and stepping forward enough to rest his face against the Duke’s belly-chest area where they stand in the living room. His tail flickers right to left rapidly a few times, full of twitches in-between, “Boyfriends... Wow I...” his shoulders shake a little with his breathless laughter, “Y’know what’s stupid? I didn’t even realize you felt that way about me. Like my ass has been over here low-key pining and I didn’t even think for a second you felt the same way and here you are! Askin’ me out and catching my oblivious ass off guard.” he rests his hand down against Rouxls’s... Chest..? Jacket? Whatever the hell he has there. Nobody knows. and kneads at him a little with dulled claws. 

“Yeah I ... I’d love to be your boyfriend. A lot actually... And heading over to live in the dark after you save your world sounds like a great idea. Boyfriends in the dark. Hehe.” he limply wraps his arms around Rouxls’s torso and rubs his face all over his chest now. Oh gee. Purrs.

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duke0fpuzzles‌:

* You did imply that you had’st been Dreaminge of the day I would asketh to move in together. Whether we wind’eth up in the Dark World or the World of Light, I will’st admit that I hath been happiest when I am with you.

     Apparently he’d arrived at some point! Who knew? The Duke drops his bag of belongings on the floor next to the couch and lines the small terrariums containing his favorite pets up on the edge of the counter… but not too near the edge! Best not to risk them falling.

* I would’st not ask’eth you to give’eth up the life you have here… thou seem’st to have things Figurede Oute nicely. But… you have surely figured me out by now. I could see’ith it in your face just moments ago.

Tumblr rp is fake and doing whatever we want in the moment is the most valid. The duke is here now and Shane is helping him get settled in and unpacked nice and cozy-like.

“I do have my life pretty well figured out up here...” his tail twitches, standing upright after hauling a suitcase over to be propped against the wall under the window in the living room, “But... I’ll be real. The job at Grillby’s was one of those things where I was filling time until I found myself having enough chemistry with somebody that I felt secure giving up what I’ve worked for.”

“Whether it was someone I wanted to marry or just a really really damn good best friend in the whole world... I kinda just wanted to find that niche and stick to it no matter where I was in life.” he blinks a little, “I didn’t think I’d find that niche so easily, I guess.”

“But whatever we are to one another, I kinda don’t want it to stop... Like... Ever. I don’t think I’ve been this happy in my whole life... You’re The Most Important to me now. So... Sure! I’ll keep my job for now and wont make any major changes to my life until you’ve got things sorted out on your end. But when we get things fixed I’m outtie with my best friend Rouxls Kaard to live a new life among the darkeners.”

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duke0fpuzzles‌:

* Well, this will’st hopefully be… temporary. I am’st aware of other entities capable of holding the Positione that hath gone vacant. Perhaps I can find’eth one whomst art willing before it is too late.

* Living in the light long-term would’st not be Goode for my Dukeish Forme.

* Although I would love to sleep’eth at your side either way. So perhaps if and when I do find someone to solveth my problems for me, you wouldst like’eth to remain by my side?”

For a good minute there, Shane has to step back and wheeze over being asked something like that. Face all burning and smile super big. He might’ve exploded a little. 

Barely keeping his composure, he comes back, “You want me to be like... A permanent sleepin’ buddy? Like a... ‘Come with you and stay with you when this is all fixed’ kinda deal? I... this is. I mean. It’s kind of a big decision to make on the fly. But... It’s not as if this is one of those things that’ll be solved super fast. It’ll probably be time consuming to find someone to fill that position... give me plenty of time to decide for sure too, I figure.”

“So lets just... Call it a tentative ‘yes’ for now? Cuz I do like the idea of sharing a bed and stuff long after the darkener world you come from has a ‘God’ again... And it’s not like I didn’t just get done talking about moving in with you... So clearly I do want this. Especially if you also want this.”

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duke0fpuzzles‌:

* I thinketh “God is Dead”.

* It mightst be best if I Simplye Lefte.

* Prepareith the couch and drawith the shades, please. It’s probably not safe for me or anyone else to be’ith here Atalle until someone is “steering the ship”.

* Gotta admit that this wasn’t how I pictured my asking you to move in with me. I’ll be real I kinda pictured it being the other way around where I recklessly abandon my life to live in the dark with my good pal Rouxls Kaard.

* We’ll just... Not talk too much about what’s goin’ on over there and just. Set up the couch nest. I might even just let you crash in my bed with me tonight if you need the extra comfort.

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* If the silence gets to be too much for you, you’re very welcome to come by and stay for however long you might need to, Rouxls. I got your back as always.

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Hey there are 145 of you. Maybe like. Even one of you would wanna go follow that @the-ss-friend-ship blog? The guy on there seems like he could really use a hand up. Seems like a nice fella too, just at a glance.

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[damn y’all really like shane]

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Y’all wanna see somethin’ kinda cursed?

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I like it when Rouxls comes over and sleeps on my belly. It’s... Comforting.

[dateaboysuggestions]

Date a boy who builds you blanket forts when you’re sad. 

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fiflmegir replied to your post “[this face will never canonically happen unless he’s being hardcore...”

Idk man I can clearly envision this face at that really good pizza.

oh god or like. arby’s or panda express. i’m projecting. he’d also make that face at subway. 👀

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[this face will never canonically happen unless he’s being hardcore sarcastic but y’all need to see it right now]

[woodmeat]

You know what? Fuck it I’m literally gonna say it. Shoop da woop

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me n u 

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* This is ... An overwhelming amount of followers for a sideblog to have.

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