Quote The Robot

So I'll admit that this page mostly exists for the purpose of me saving things I like because I can't handle commitment to keep an actual blog running for any amount of time. Thanks for visiting though! And I am still a person so feel to send me messages or ask questions; I'd love to talk to you :)

[ruinedchildhood]

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

Reblog to save a duck

[13faeinapenguinsuit]

Quack quack

[ijustgotherebro]

It’s getting to be that time of year where more people are going outside to parks and stuff so i thought it would a good idea to reblog this again

[theofficialvincenzo]

Once I was feeding some ducks from a bag of birdseed I brought with me, and this woman next to me looked so confused and asked what I was feeding them

When I said it was birdseed she just went “oh- can they actually eat that? Is that safe?”

I didnt know how to respond like, at all, so I just pointed at the duck and said “bird”

She then had a look on her face like a new groove was just forcibly carved in her brain and said softly “oh my fucking god”

[immortalbeingz]

[beardedmrbean]

[lixomania]

[meawsupport]

this is so late renaissance early mannerism. the controversial male nudity? the lighting and value on the figurenof emphasis?? him bathed in light and placed ABOVE while the police are clad in dark and BELOW?? Uh HES HITTING THE CONTRAPPOSTO??

[niuniente]

Cute Aggression by Anthony Vincent (x)

[tiktokarchive]

[abercrombee]

this is what “shjfkgslkjhlkjsg” sounds like

[lauralot89]

upon learning that the upcoming Dracula movie is yet another Dracula/Mina romance, here is an incomplete list of things that would be more interesting in an adaptation than a Dracula/Mina romance:

A romance between Dracula and literally any other character

An origin story for the lady vampires

A feature length adaptation of the Demeter plot (yes, I know this exists already, it deserves more adaptations)

A Dracula origin story set at the Scholomance

Mina and Jonathan going into that "unknown and terrible land" together

Dracula deciding that, rather than just murdering people, he can offer sex in exchange for blood, and chooses to go to London to do this because the locals will not be receptive. He awkwardly tries to ask Jonathan about prostitution in London and Jonathan's proper gentleman sensibilities are affronted

Dracula gets committed to Seward's asylum, somehow

Dracula gets stuck in wolf form and gets adopted by one of the protagonists

Dracula and his ladies go to Van Helsing, expert on the occult that he is, to ask for help trying to conceive

The Crew of Light try to imprison Dracula rather than destroy him, theorizing that, if they can find a way to cure him, everyone he's turned will be cured

Dracula's sexy immortal vampire harem kicking him out of his own castle because they're sick of his shit

Dracula and Van Helsing as bitter exes

The solicitor who gets sent to Dracula is now Gabriel John Utterson, hoping for a nice relaxing vacation after all the Dr. Jekyll business

Sherlock Holmes, somehow

Dracula marries Mrs. Westenra

Dracula is in the Wild West and gets attacked by vampire hunting cowboys

Dracula being so creeped out by Renfield's obsession and vows of servitude that he flees to another country (to which Renfield follows him)

Oscar Wilde fucks Dracula

[cha-melodius]

Fic Nostalgia Tag Game

Rules: Share the fic you posted as close to exactly one year ago as possible. You can just post a link if you like, but feel free to talk about it too! How did you feel about this fic then, how do you feel now? Do you love it, hate it, has your writing changed at all? Anything you’d do differently in hindsight? Go nuts!

Thanks to @mirilyawrites and @loki-is-my-kink-awakening for the tags!!

Turns out a year ago was almost equidistant between two posted fics, but slightly closer to:

Tonight, You're Gold

AKA my Summer Olympics AU. Funnily enough I was just re-sharing this on twt/bsky recently for similar nostalgia reasons, so it's appropriate!

I had a lot of fun writing this fic, diving into way too much research about Olympic logistics and sports rules. Accidental roommates was a bonkers idea for an Olympics AU, but I love it. And I'm super proud of how much realism I got into this one, making the schedules align perfectly such. I also got to write Henry taking Alex out in his sailboat for stargazing, which is very special to me.

My writing hasn't really changed in the last year, except perhaps gotten slower lol. Everything seems to be turning into a multichap these days and it's getting a little exhausting. I need to recapture some short one shot AU energy I think!

Gonna throw my tags below a cut for length reasons, but also throwing out an open tag to whoever wants it!!

@cricketnationrise @welcometololaland @alasse9 @caterpills @rmd-writes @theyre-in-love @faketrex @anincompletelist @porcelainmortal @sparklepocalypse @eusuntgratie @ninzied @firenati0n @indestructibleheart @inexplicablymine @sherryvalli @liminalmemories21 @kiwiana-writes @iboatedhere @thesleepyskipper @noahreids @tintagel-or-cockleshells @leaves-of-laurelin @14carrotghoul @orchidscript @clottedcreamfudge @freneticfloetry @thosegayoldmen @pippinoftheshire @justabigoldnerd @onpurposewrites @onthewaytosomewhere @suseagull5914

[heartwarminganimals]

It wimdy

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[pyrrhiccomedy]

when my shelter cat passes by me, he pauses for a second, and looks up. He is waiting for me to lean down, and touch my hand against his side, so that when he keeps walking, my hand skims across his fur. he doesn't really need attention. he has his own thoughts and plans. but after more than a year of living in our home, he has come to expect a moment of kindness whenever he crosses my path. if I don't do it, he will follow me. "where is your hand?" he asks, with his plaintive and impatient eyes. I give it to him. he bumps against it like a balloon before wandering away. this is a poem to me

[pyrrhiccomedy]

This post has gone so much further than I expected it to. This is my sweet cat. His name is Eddie Potato.

[assaultmystic]

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

[evilneo]

[ashstfu]

[homunculus-argument]

"Your love language is what you were deprived of as a child" actually no you're allowed to want, prefer and like things without everything tracing back to some dormant unprocessed trauma. You can just say you want to bounce on it without having to explain how as a child you always wanted - but never got - a trampoline.

[academicblorbo]

Yeah this "love language is what you were deprived" take is a tiktok-pseudo psychology bullshit and we are more complex than th- wait what was that again

[scottsumrners]

[headspace-hotel]

Something I Learned Recently

is that some dental hygienists are wildly better at their job than others, and until you experience having a really, really good one, you will never imagine that it is possible for a dental hygienist to be that good. You will have no idea the scale goes up that high.

I came into my dentist appointment expecting something tedious, painful and unpleasant, and what I experienced was less like a medical procedure and more like some kind of pointy spa day. She worked with such care and precision that despite not being...NOT uncomfortable, it was so oddly satisfying and relieving that it kind of canceled out into something that wasn't unpleasant at all. My mouth felt so clean, and was actually properly rinsed, it was like a bunch of tiny irritations had been cleared away and the tiny buzzing they created in my brain had gone quiet.

I was like, Oh my god. The dental hygienist at the place I used to go was terrible. And I had NO IDEA.

[only-tiktoks]

[shane-actually]

👏🏼

[symphonicseauxl]

He destroyed him

[pseudomasochist]

(spoiler! this is true of literally everything)