cat kitty cat cat

hi! I'm Luci, your local transbian catbot! 18+

[glubby]

i would like a hug…. JUST KIDDING! i would like TWO hugs. (suddenly becomes cold and standoffish) i don’t need anything or anyone and i don’t want to talk about it.

[gobelindoll]

im rereading project hail mary already dont judge

[joomeefemme]

lazy mornings are better together

[simzart]

Exam Knight. ⚜️

[themainspoon]

Looking at the closed captions of the interview I did today, I'm noticing that Zoom sometimes (not always, but it fucking happened) censors the words "Queer" and "Lesbian", which is extremely fucked up.

[themainspoon]

oop, also just saw "Gay" get censored. Really not good that this is a thing.

[themainspoon]

Literally on the phone with the IT service desk trying to work out how to get them to get me through to someone with admin privileges who can turn off Zoom's "profanity" filter (fuck off, these are not profane words). It's bluntly fucking ridiculous that I have to do this, this is a university, hard of hearing people can see "naughty" words (and these aren't even fucking naughty words) without shrivelling up and dying, none of us are fucking cherubs who must remain "pure" and "uncorrupted". This whole thing is so fucking idiotic, I study gender and sexuality, the people I interview are going to use these fucking words, I'm going to use these fucking words. Absolutely fucking absurd. It's fucking American puritanism being forced upon the rest of us by some shitty tech corporation. Nuke Silicon Valley.

[themainspoon]

It censored the word "hell", it censored the "hell" in "hell yeah", are you fucking shitting me?

[themainspoon]

did it just censor fucking "sucks"? maybe it misidentified it as "fucks", but still, holy fucking shit, holy fucking shit. This is fucking ridiculous beyond words.

[empty-sigh]

hey do you wanna kiss and hold hands for a few hours or what

[tonyzaret]

For the typical “gamer,” there is nothing unusual about spending upwards of 10 hours a year “gaming”

[jadedpreschooler]

DATA LINK ACQUIRED

RETRIEVING YUMMIES FROM THE MAINFRAME

[b1ttersweet-dreams]

why are you scared? isnt this what you wanted?

what if i was a computer virus and you were a weeb girl with unsupervised internet access and we were in love

[initiala]

As much as I think it would be fun to have emotive anthropomorphic ears, I also recognize I can barely control my facial expressions. Like hell can I keep from Angry Ears-ing during meetings

[initiala]

This is who you’re having a meeting with, by the way.

[communist-hatsunemiku]

makibtaa

[ordinarysparkplug]

telling a vampire "youre not allowed in my house anymore" and they get blasted out through the nearest wall

[dogdykeafternoon]

robotgirl who has the purple translucent plastic where her underwear and bra would be

[default-cube]

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

[transparent-plastic-robotgirl]

i want to kiss girl

[redstonedust]

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

[mydogtige]

"An unexpected urban legend."

Original art by kinsei_3