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seincast

New Yorkers stop to watch the “Seinfeld” finale in Times Square - May 14, 1998

dyketater

destiel2025

youaremyeverlovin

haters will see you rotating the perfect sphere, yet not visually perceive the rotation due to said sphere’s lack of imperfections, and say you cant rotate a sphere

deafslut

whitepeopletwitter

memewhore

i cant remember what the deal was with my seperate tumblr accounts tumblr sucks

sartorialadventure

Yakut fashion, Sakha Republic (Yakutia)

1. Yakut outfit by Augustina Filippova, photo by A. Cheban

1995lahaine

he was literally deciding what pronunciation of lies to go with while they were rolling

albertserra

tom holland: this is it. this is my break as a serious actor

robert: the LAAAs?

my-darling-boy

No male WWI pinups exist yet so my gay ass decided to change that at 1 AM and I ended up looking like a propaganda poster with homoerotic undertones so

my-darling-boy

Some of you mistook the belt around my tunic for me wearing a crop top, but then I thought, what if it WAS a crop top instead?

my-darling-boy

“No Charles, I will not be taking criticism” I say whilst making direct eye contact with my WWI soldier ancestor’s portrait hanging on the wall in full view of me wearing my uniform with tiny shorts posing like an Edwardian renter in front of my phone taped to a tripod at 2:26 AM

my-darling-boy

People told me they want more so here’s to being anti-war!! War is a trap lads!! Lord Kitchener’s ghost is going to manifest in my room after I post this but I WILL fight him!!

ihassheepquake

Now this...

This is ART

evansdowneyxstony

Show stopping talented unique never done before I LOVE IT

maxing-and-prolapsing

toadpeee

There’s something so inherently mystical about swimming to the bottom of a pool to retrieve something. Just gracefully swooping down with a purpose and puttering to the quiet bottom. I mean, yeah, I’m probably retreaving a lost toe ring or one of those soggy water ball things, but damn if I don’t feel like a mermaid princess searching for hidden treasure.

omegaverse

Thoughts?

What in the fuck

sangononya-kokomeow

How the fuck did they put an image into an ask

werewolf-cuddles

They figured out how to insert an image into an ask and THAT's what they go with?

moonkitty

thanks for autogenerating this facebook

dukeofankh

I’m honestly reblogging this again because the more I stare at it, the more I feel like this is staggeringly relevant art.

Like, so much of modern capitalist marketing is the construction of these superficially personal narratives. Giving the sense, not only that the brand fits in with your identity, but that it is almost a sentient individual itself that has a personal relationship with you. Corporations have personalities. They want to be your friend, and the reason that the entire internet economy runs on the currency of data right now is that the only way to prop up the illusion that they care about you is by already having the information about you that real people would gain by paying attention

But the only way they can collect and sort all that data is with computers, without any actual humans involved past setting up the parameters and pressing “go.” And computers are fucking idiots.

Which leaves us here: this false, saccharine message of togetherness and community–community between you and your friends but more importantly between all of you and Facebook–stripped fucking bare by the fact that the cookie-cutter algorithm can’t tell the difference between friends supporting and caring about each other and Thanos with a dumptruck ass.