Birth fetish questions
Let’s talk about birth. Give me some numbers & I’ll answer the questions.
1. How long would you want to push for?
2. What position? Laying on back, squatting, sitting, on your side, on all fours, standing.
3. Naked or clothed?
4. Meds? & How big of a baby?
5. Where would you want to give birth? Home, hospital, birth center, publicly, at work.
6. Would you prefer to be alone or assisted?
7. Would you want a breech birth?
8. Do you want your water to break naturally or have someone break it for you?
9. Would you want to give birth to multiple babies?
10. How many would you like to give birth to at once?
11. Would you like a silent birth or coached?
12. Early, overdue or induced?
13. Would you want labor to come on suddenly or try to get labor started?
14. Would you want to give birth to anything other than a baby? Eggs, alien, animal?
15. What type of delivery? Forceps, vacuum, stirrups, water birth, birthing chair/stool, squat bar.
1. 6
2. On all fours
3. Naked
4. No with a 10+ lbs babies
5. Home
6. Alone
7. Yes
8. Naturally
9. Yes
10. 3+
11. Silent birth
12. Overdue
13. Either is fine with me
14. Eggs and aliens
15. Water birth, birthing chair/stool and squat bar
Up to 2 hours
I would like to push on my back, feet propped up on the stirrups, pulling back on my legs, letting my thighs fall open
Clothed, but eventually not really caring anymore and unbuttoning my gown to let my breasts free for skin to skin
Possibly an epidural, baby not much over 9 lbs at most
Hospital, but would also consider homebirth or north center, or emergency location
Assisted
I would deffo consider a breech birth
A surprise water breaking could be fun, but also getting broken in the hossy can make things move faster
Mostly just one at a time
Just 1 most of the time
I like to be gently coached
Overdue but not unrealistically too far over, I like being induced or of course hot sex bringing on labor!
I like to bring labor on, but coming on suddenly can be fun as well!
Just a big, healthy baby
I like all kind, but especially stirrups, vacuum if need be, like being the water as well, episiotomy maybe
Someone ask me!!
