I fucking hate pickles

I don't even know? Cats?

[anxeious]

[sandmandaddy69]

[zombiethingy]

[ID: a photo of a chandelier with lava lamps installed in place of candles or light bulbs. End ID]

[minecraft]

I'm at a :.|:; for words.

[shodaisatellite]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[countofeight]

Glad it’s not just me

[ventela1]

The first time I saw this video I didn't reblog or save it anywhere and it's been genuinely impossible to find again. I searched every variation of "dyke falling apart car bentley review asmr meme" I could come up with on Google and across multiple websites/apps.

So, thanks for putting this back on my dash.

[monster2001]

[towerofglass]

[targetedknowledge]

[meebles]

“This time will be different,” I tell myself as I prepare to go see Revenge of the Sith for the umpteenth time. “This time there will be no Order 66. Instead after Obi-Wan kills Grievous, Cody and Obi-Wan celebrate the end of the war with a sloppy makeout session followed by 45 minutes of sucking and fucking.” 😌😌

[meebles]

Update: there was no makeout session. No fucking. Not even any sucking. I’m inconsolable 😔😔

[sandmandaddy69]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Why is there no man arching his back with his butt in the air emoji

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

back in my day we just typed orz to make a little stick figure man doing that (or we would type or2 to give him a dumptruck). And we LIKED it that way!

[mrsterlingeverything]

Taking notes 📝

[segamascott]

[nycstark]

a court of thorns and roses. ballad of songbirds and snakes. bowl of macaroni and cheese

[whiskey-bumblebee]

hey does anyone wanna do the funniest thing ever

[hotvampireadjacent]

i love this image so much

[spacecowboy3039]

[flamboyantly-understated]

Sorry kitten, daddy fucked with the forces that our eyes can't see and now the darkness has a hold on me

[evergreen-femme]

when i was a young boy i had the philosophy of ‘balls are the boobs of the penis so its ok that i want to suck on them it doesn’t make me gay” and tbh i was cooking

[tastylemonbread]

to see a marching band

[sleepy-bebby]

No time to explain, just get in