I'll believe in anything

Tiu, 30s. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[flyora]

Harris do his best as always

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[sleepyspoonie]

when you see a tumblr poll with this picture attached and you know it's time to lock the fuck in lest you get a bad grade in an impromptu absurdist pop quiz you didn't know you were about to take

[charl0ttan]

best multiple of nine

9

18

27

36

45

54

63

72

81

90

Voting ended onMay 28

[gaynehollander]

[sloanegabe]

random hollanov moments + their respective book quotes

[proudpoe]

Howl?? From Howl’s Moving Castle??

[emomemolemoemo]

[the-punforgiven]

[twinkhole-destroyer]

the weather determines if I’m going to be evil

[loveridden1999]

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

[human-pet-they]

COME ONNN

[actuallysara]

[russianblush]

#👁️👄👁️

[bisexualrozanov]

so prim :)

bonus:

[emziess]

Shane & his parents // Ilya & his parents Heated Rivalry, S01E01

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[sunnypeachyy]

sweet kisses 𓂃 ʚɞ 𓏲 ๋࣭

[handsywoman]

the squishiest tits on the block

[russianblush]

#when the fic says "his eyes roll back in pleasure"