Unable To Stop

20|certified in not shutting tf up

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Had my best friends partner of three years (a white man who grew up in rural America) tell me he remembered how i reacted to his name because it was most he’s been read in his life.

Of course I remember what I said, which was “did he just step off the mayflower?”, but I texted that to my bestie, not him…sooo my best friend wanted him to know that.

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Nothing is crazier than the canon senior year of college mishap…

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Hey you! Yes, YOU. Do you have problems keeping routines despite knowing they benefit you? Can you not take care of yourself regularly?

If that sounds familiar, I have a solution for you!

Get your nipples pierced.

You have to wash them twice a day, morning and night, and while you’re at it might as well wash your face, brush your teeth, brush your hair…etc.

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I love how slime rancher gives you the option to turn off tarrs so you can faint the peaceful way: misjudging a jump and falling into the ocean of death

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You’re forgetting the second option to take damage, getting bludgeoned to death by slimes.

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I have been playing Cookie Run Kingdom and honestly i think PV is the problem.

And before you hate think about how this man is the King of Situationships. In like his introduction story line you get two, his odd relationship with White Lily and his breakup with Raisin Cookie (that was a break up) And on top of that he says he wants to become one with Shadow Milk and then says “lets be friends” yeah thats three. Who knows what other characters he’s ruined

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People always talk about how they’re glad to not have gotten the tattoos they wanted at 12-14, wel guess what the moment I was 18 I got two tattoos that I want when I was 13 yrs old and they are awesome.

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You ever rewatch a show you watched as a kid and realize maybe you should of had regulated internet access?

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Interesting thing, if you can’t always identify your own emotions, just get ibs. It will tell you when you feel bad by making it a new feeling called tummy pain. Crazy how that works

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Do you ever feel like a Raccoon that knows the food that’s laying around leads directly to a trap, but you keep picking up the food till you hear the sound of the cage closing….

Anyways I started playing Cookie Run Kingdom

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Do you think Neil talks to Andrew about Jean at all? Does anyone know how much Neil cares about Jean? I mean he had to have told Andrew he was leaving to see Jean and was probably gonna see the FBI too, considering he flew to fucking California.

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So after reading the second book, apparently Neil doesn’t tell people shit. Considering, he didn’t tell Andrew about going to se Jean or the FBI AT ALL!

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I like to think that if I were to be magically transported to another world I’d take it in stride, but be so real… I’d have a mental breakdown over it.

Like, let’s say I was put there via a godly being, I’d have a break over the idea that gods were real and I’d have a further breakdown trying to comprehend exactly how it worked.

Other hand, I was summoned or something similar, now I have to deal with magic and basic laws of nature I took as fundamentals breaking down in front of me.

And if, IF I got through that, I’d have to learn basic shit that every one thinks is common sense. I’d be pissed.

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Wait something has been brought to my attention. I may be able to save my own mind, if there was a clear ability to study creature and such. The biology major in me would 100% be interested in seeing if there was a biological difference between the anatomy of my world humans and magical world humans and creatures.

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I like to think that if I were to be magically transported to another world I’d take it in stride, but be so real… I’d have a mental breakdown over it.

Like, let’s say I was put there via a godly being, I’d have a break over the idea that gods were real and I’d have a further breakdown trying to comprehend exactly how it worked.

Other hand, I was summoned or something similar, now I have to deal with magic and basic laws of nature I took as fundamentals breaking down in front of me.

And if, IF I got through that, I’d have to learn basic shit that every one thinks is common sense. I’d be pissed.

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I often have incredibly detailed vivid dreams. Like every night I have a full story. I’m not even in a lot of my dreams and it’s all from different characters povs. I tell people about the dreams I find interesting, especially my sister and best friend.

These two people have VERY different responses to my dreams. My best friend finds them intriguing and cool, considering he doesn’t dream often. My sister finds them interesting and concerning, considering she’s a therapist and know frequent vivid dreams can be signs of mental health issues and bad sleep habits.

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I love it when authors give characters stupid little quirks that help flush them out as a character. For example Sherlock Holmes is this genius who does drugs and solves crimes…but he also doesn’t know the solar system. Like wtf? You have a character that acts so put together then you find out they grew up thinking it was illegal to turned the light on in a car while driving.

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I love Dnd, it’s like watching live theatre, and improv comedy. I love it.

I have never played dnd a day in my life and the longer the I watch the more I realize I have never read the rules to this game and the longer I watch the more I realize people treat some shit like the +2 card in uno and just make up rules.

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As much as I love cute shows and all that, I am also mentally ill and love horror games. I’m nosey af, of course I would try to figure out the plot line behind why something is haunted, or why someone is killing people.

The only downside? I am also mentally ill and can’t play horror games without raising my heart rate.

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Buttercup 💚