that's what she said

finally made a Locked Tomb sideblog main is spinylumpsucker

[mossytrashcan]

doing a htn sketch page 🗣️🗣️🗣️ release the threesome cut btw

[scolopendrisims]

Good stew

[leypossums]

I cant stop thinking about her

[notedchampagne]

pyrrha wake and paul. my favorite milfs

[stew4]

My personal impression of Paul, an individual comprised of famously normal people Palamedes Sextus and Camilla Hect.

[homunculus-argument]

God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.

[frommybookbook]

prev, how dare you bury this perfect comeback in the tags?

[vividciggy]

Doodle

[cutetanuki-chan]

maybe this is how it happens

[chimchiri]

any opinions on Kirianthe?

Love it as a toxic friends with benefits situation. Grieving/angry/hurt Kiriona who's probably taken advantage of or manipulated by Ianthe? Amazing. I don't like them personally as a serious ship, but I love them either as a hilarious comic duo, or the tragic way I just mentioned.

I love the idea that Ianthe probably has her fun with tormenting both Kiriona and (once back and with them) Harrow. Trying to get into each of their head about each other and other subtle, toxic tactics.

Stupid tumblr has shadow or straight up hidden the two posts, but these I doodled of them which I STILL find hilarious:

[cloudberrytroll]

"Are your biceps huge, or are they just enormous? Ninth, please tick the correct box."

[coronabeth-tridentarius]

Hello Crown, Pash is on their blog saying you two have fucked. Care to confirm or deny?

Wow okay that is completely untrue. She's fully aware i prefer her cousin. I honestly don't know where she even got the idea from to say such things it's so gross. Also I was technically her superior officer and I would never sleep with an underling (ignore the times I've done this in the past I'm a changed woman #reformed)

[our-lady-of-the-pash]

'gross' is not the word you used when it fucking happened but fucking whatever.

[coronabeth-tridentarius]

That's because it didn't happen stop spreading lies you little shit don't you have a girlfriend already

[our-lady-of-the-pash]

fuck NO i don't have a fucking girlfriend. i can't be tied down, babes, you fucking know that. probably why you're so fucking mad, eh?

[the-body-in-the-tomb-official]

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[our-lady-of-the-pash]

babes, can you like? be fucking anywhere else right now?

[coronabeth-tridentarius]

Your girlfriend aka the pale comparison to me that you somehow bagged is here go make her a sandwich or something

[our-lady-of-the-pash]

not even remotely my fucking girlfriend. not even remotely what’s fucking going on.

[harrowharkn]

You took her on a date. To the subway.

[our-lady-of-the-pash]

and who fucking told you that? aren’t you getting engaged to the girl you swore wasn’t your fucking girlfriend or something? fuck off.

[harrowharkn]

NO. WE ARE NOT GETTING ENGAGED.

I THINK.

[our-lady-of-the-pash]

fucking gross.

[therealkirionagaia]

WE ARENT GETTING ENGAGED.

yet

[our-lady-of-the-pash]

so you two are fucking dating??

[harrowharkn]

No. Disgusting.

[our-lady-of-the-pash]

so you two fucking think dating is disgusting but you might get engaged? necros are so fucking weird.

[therealkirionagaia]

It’s a POLITICAL thing, dumbass. SHES the HBIC of the ninth house, IM Prince of the known universe. YOURE the little hater on the sidelines.

[harrowharkn]

And here I thought you really loved me.

[therealkirionagaia]

I have no reason to believe you’d ever love me back.

[harrowharkn]

I was teasing.

[therealkirionagaia]

Which part, Nonagesimus? Which part was a joke? The part where you biopsied me from your brainstem and forgot to fill the hole? The part where I was denied the only service I gave freely? The part where you let an amnesiac toddler get closer to you than I ever could???

Tell me.

[harrowharkn]

The part where you loving me was ever a possibility, Griddle.

[therealkirionagaia]

Can you point out a time I fucking said I didn’t???

[harrowharkn]

“I completely fucking hate you.”

[justryingtovibe69]

[anactualswamp]

i refuse to lose that tag

[anactualswamp]

@jarofbeees Not losing this tag, either. Collecting tags like Gideon collects filthy magazines

[our-lady-of-the-pash]

pashy, babe. What’s your favorite sandwich combo??? Thanks, luv.

of course cheese and any meat is fuckin good. but my favorite will always fuckin be the classic fuckin classic pb&j. strawberry jelly.

[the-body-in-the-tomb-official]

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[our-lady-of-the-pash]

sighs

fine i’ll make you a fucking pb&j.

[harrowharkn]

That is very nice of you, Griddle’s cousin.

[coronabeth-tridentarius]

She's actually really sweet once you get to know her

[our-lady-of-the-pash]

i really don’t fucking need you of all people fucking vouching for me.

[therealkirionagaia]

Okay, I can anti-vouch for you. You fucking suck.

[our-lady-of-the-pash]

and you fucking swallow.

[therealkirionagaia]

what.

[harrowharkn]

reverend daughter,

i highly suggest listening to a song titled “take me to church” by hozier. i think you could find yourself relating to it. let us know your thoughts!

sincerely,

-🐚

Shell Symbol,

Yes, I did quite enjoy this one. I found the first verse particularly beautiful. Is Hozier a First House man of faith, then?

Have you heard this song, @therealkirionagaia?

Sincerely,

Harrowhark.

[therealkirionagaia]

It’s shockingly horny, as far as songs go.

[harrowharkn]

It is not, Griddle. It’s about going to church. Did you get aroused in mass on the Ninth?

[therealkirionagaia]

uhhhhhhhh

“My church offers no absolutes;

She tells me “worship in the bedroom;”

The only heaven I’ll be sent to;

Is when I’m alone with you.”

Or how about:

“No masters or kings when the ritual begins;

There is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin.”

Or:

“In the madness and soil of this sad earthly scene;

Only then, am I human;

Only then, am I clean.”

Please explain those lines in a way that isn’t fuckin horny…

[harrowharkn]

Somebody clearly did not listen to our services.

The bedroom is a quiet, reflective place. As such, it is one of the best places for prayer. Sisters Aisamorta and Lachrimorta led me in nightly prayers at the foot of my bed for my first seventeen years. The "you" here is clearly referring to God; there is holiness in connection with Him.

The very act of living can be described as ritualistic sin. We walk without God for most of our lives, meanwhile making wicked mistakes.

However, through Him, we are made sinless. Perfect and human, as we once were on the First House.

I cannot believe you are this horny. See, @nonalovesdogs123? I told you: this is constant for her.

[nonalovesdogs123]

sorry harrowhark but the prince is right with this one ☹️ pyrrha told me that the pre-resurrection music video was about two gay guys. i think the song is sexy too

[harrowharkn]

Do not say that with my mouth. I would never call a hymn sexy or suggest that Griddle has miraculously found herself in the right.

[salaerya]

ɪ ᴄᴀɴɴᴏᴛ ᴄᴏɴᴄᴇɪᴠᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴀ ᴜɴɪᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ɪɴ ɪᴛ

Cosplayed Griddlehark with the best friend, soul is healed 💀🖤

[marymarymaria]

I should draw more gideon if nothing cause I like to draw buff people, it's just I loved my malnourished anemic 3 apples tall war crime a bit too much

[henreyettah]

Gideons moms bro