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phm is decently popular in japan and i mostly see this when i check twitter and see accounts posting pictures of handmade rocky plushies that are so fucking round looking it brings a tear to my eye

sanguine-humor

he keeps me sane

ikiracake

@crunchyplastic see? Rocky plush!

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batmanisagatewaydrug

I will say as a great enjoyer of the Cis Hetero Romance Novel that if anywhere on the cover the author is described as writing good dirty talk you are inevitably going to run into a sex scene where the dude starts spouting off some shit like "I'm going to put my hard dong in your cute little pussy and freak it sensitive style"

batmanisagatewaydrug

to be clear many romances struggle with bad sex dialogue but there is a direct correlation between an author being specifically praised for it and the likelihood that what she's actually writing is "I can't wait to eat your tight hole like a bag of airplane pretzels"

batmanisagatewaydrug

just remembered some of my students follow this blog

fickleartdump

first contact!!!!!

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my-dailydreams

somethingusefulfromflorida

embroiderystringsandthings

tmgefan

It's not our sun

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nocek

I'm back! and currently working on redoing this work doodle of chibi!Grace that is about to do unmentionable things to this singular giant skittle (does Skittles even have a singular form? 🤔) to a bigger drawing in similar style to this Stratt and Grace because I'm a sucker for cute things lol

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rockrockgrace

Do YOU wish there were more ways to express yourself with a Stick Eridian? I SURE DO!

INTRODUCING

THE HASTILY MADE STICK ERIDIAN EMOJI COLLECTION 1 Featuring 20 Eridians (Featuring Rocky) for all your emotive needs! No more need for STUPID LEAKY FACE EMOJIS All Eridians! All the Time!

(Just right-click and save whichever one you want! Credit if someone asks! Have fun! More to maybe come???)

I’m on a roll I had to draw everyone’s favorite Rocky ♥️🙂‍↕️

Transcript below:

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kaomojiloser

grace after every time eva asks him to do something:

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dragonnan

nealashitposts

I cant go to my local libary anymore because last year when I stopped by a librarian was reading a book I wrote under a pen name years ago. This book sold under 10k copies and I've literally only heard people talk about this book online *if* I went looking for it so I went up to them and tried to start a conversation like "oh hey I've heard of that book is it good?" Like hoping for some real feedback and she goes "yeah I love reading things by queer writers" and in a moment of terror I was like "oh but- hold on, I thought the author was some old hetero white guy?!" A thing I thought because I used my own dead grandpa's picture for the author pic because grandpa never had internet. I fake looked it up and was like "yeah if he was queer its not public?" And without looking up this absolute unit goes "oh the author bio is obviously fake. I'd bet my left leg the author is a west coast millennial non-binary queer who has never lived on the east coast." And then proceeded to rattle off a dozen linguistic flourishes that are specfic to the pacific northwest that are in the book and several that are nearly ubiquitous in the state where I said my pen name lives that are somehow completely absent from the book.

So you know. Got read for fifth and didn't even find out if she liked it.