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lady-harrowhark

more and better ideas for what the powder offhand could be:

printer toner

sour candy coating

laundry detergent

rat poison

cinnamon

miralax

powdered milk

instant coffee

dry shampoo

crushed up adderall

forgotten nature valley granola bar from the bottom of a backpack

peniswizard69

Yknow when I was reading GtN I imagined Gideon's mom as this waifish anime mother, like those that have a disease that makes them lie in bed looking perfectly healthy and then die. I was not expecting her to be like if Princess Leia hatefucked Osama Bin Laden

werewolfbutches

arienai

"my fave did nothing wrong" oh yeah well MY fave fucked everything up and she's still my fave so

patiencefarseer

Good work everybody

welcome-to-the-shit-library

the bit of chapters like 75% of the way through htn are hysterical for a lot of reasons but im personally a big fan of how. Gideons going on and on about how Harrow doesn't even like her and never will and didn't even want to eat her etc etc and then we cut back to Harrow and she's in like. ghost group therapy grief counseling. post grief lobotomy. grieving so hard she's writing au fanfic

welcome-to-the-shit-library

Gideons giving a speech to Ianthe about how Newsflash Asshole she did this all for the love of the game and thats FINE. she's FINE with it because harrow could never gaf about her even a little bit

and all the while Harrows back in her chapters like And Then I walk into a coffee shop and gideon is the barista and she's a little sweaty from the kitchen and when she hands me my coffee our hands touch and our eyes meet and- . anyways the locked tomb is a comedy

#Gideon; she doesn’t even LIKE ME #Abigail Pent; if I have to see this teenager thirst over another teenager’s forarm ONE MORE TIME

judithdeuteros

absolutely fucking raw

moonsong4u

this is literally so sick and i love it IM GONNA START MOANING IM SERIOUS

pyxehastoomanyinterests

Coronabeth vs. The World’s Most Clueless Dyke

gyrovagi

unethical nonmonogamy where god is the third

hazbeenandeggs

This is the plot of Harrow the Ninth

Ianthe making Harrow’s hair grow faster is such a little bitch move. One of the most benign things she’s done but if Harrow knew about it she’d probably be the most mad over it compared to literally anything else.

#the locked tomb #harrow nonagesimus #ianthe naberius #tw ianthe #I must admit that it’s hilarious

fishing-lesbian-princess

girlballs

having to jack off regularly to make sure my hog stays functional even though im not really into it lately And i feel like a corpse today is kind of innately funny. showing up sick to the cum factory

#gideon nav core

normalguy3001

sermna

"My name is Cytherea the First," she said. "Lyctor of the Great Ressurection, the seventh saint to serve the King Undying. I am a necromancer and I am a cavalier. I am the vengeance of the ten billion. I have come back home to kill the Emperor and burn his Houses. And Gideon the Ninth..." She walked toward Gideon, and she raised her sword. She smiled. "This begins with you."

I did my best and that's what matters here folks