women are my favorite guy

old enough to vote AND get drunk afterwards. lesbian, she/her.

[wontonsoupinthemorning-deactiva]

message to all bitches

please survive

[dramatic-dolphin]

people on tumblr might lack reading comprehension but reddit users are inventing new forms of media illiteracy i never thought were possible

[dramatic-dolphin]

fascinating...

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you

[switchblade-dragon]

Hey yeah so this post literally kept me alive for like 6 months. Thank you. And OP is so right. Everyone on this island became my best friends. And guess what? Now they can't wait to meet *you* and they talk about you every single day.

[butchloser]

None of u draw book 1 harrow bald enough sorry. I love your work but she’s bald. Sinead O’Connor bald. Britney 2007 breakdown bald. She literally tossed her hair in a bald

[konoko]

[valend]

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

[clownboybebop]

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

[locke-on-target]

The wild thing about The Locked Tomb is that sexism, homophobia, and transphobia aren’t really a thing, but the Patriarchy is - but that patriarch is just one guy and that one guy is Taika Watiti.

[johnnotgaius]

Could have been Steven speilberg

[galactic-dragoness]

[loszeged]

[neko-mancy]

[bugmoment]

[an-eldritch-nightmare-deactivat]

[excavatinglizard]

Such is the way of the halls

[thelesbianjeffthekiller]

chappell roan will make a song about the bitterness of being left by by a woman who wants to pretend you were a phase for the security of a "heterosexual" life and corporate america will play it on a random tuesday in a walmart like its not giving me psychological damage. buying groceries and i can feel the little -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 over my head i just need a little loving i just need a little air

[marymarymaria]

just finished a comm that I can't post right now, so have the one thing I managed to make for pride month: this very much overdone meme, tho I always fucking love that meme and even as I work on comms my brain stays consumed by griddlehark and tlt in general

[raynotraymond05]

This image is fucking killing me

[malibuklaus]

[light-camera-bitch-smile]

Nona: What do YOU think is hot Pyrrha?

Pyrrha: Landmine people. People who rig the world to explode.

CamPal: Hold my beer.

*eightfold words. literally light themselves on fire.*

Pyrrha: Wait hold on—

[byjove]

also, a lot of the “what if you gave birth to The Creature?” pregnancy horror bullshit feels ableist to me. the horror being that the baby was not what you were expecting and not that you did not want a child at all. corny.

[jeejyboard]

skeeted rivalry

[jeejyboard]

heated is already pretty overtly sexual. im sorry guys. just trying to grab a trend here. just surfing the trends. this one's on me

[jeejyboard]

the world cum