Saltwater Creature Kisser

locked tomb obsessed. spoilers without abandon Powerful wizard 𒋫𒈬𒁀𒆷𒊑𒈾

[scolopendrisims]

hi Welcame 2 my Blog

Ask box always open. I post whatever I want here.

Enjoy, or don't , 🤗

[anaeolist]

the hallucination of edward cullen that harrow keeps around at all times: 

[vividciggy]

Nona doodles 🪼

[light-camera-bitch-smile]

i love palamades sextus because it's like. he's "the greatest necromancer of his generation". he's jealous of an eighteen year old. he's in a codependant relationship with his cousin. he's writing erotic wlw fanfic on the wallpaper of his hallucinated River bubble. he rewrote known necrophysics. he was homewrecked. he finds those little outfits that nurses wear and strong work ethic and high test scores sexy. he's been in love with a woman seven years older than him since he was eight. he gave an ancient saint turbo cancer. he blew himself up. he's dead. he's alive. he's banned from selling erotic wlw fanfic he conceived in his necrophysically impossible River bubble. he's taking care of the dead soul of the earth in the body of a girl who lobotomized herself. he never forgets anything. and he isn't even technically the main character. NO ONE is doing it quite like him.

[segamascott]

we are the daughters of the landmines your grandpa didn't step on

[videolottery]

Humiliation victim gotta be one of the least funny gimmicks ever

[humiliationvictim]

It never ends

[gridhark]

palamedes: i liked your cavalier, she was nice.

harrow: *she? i did not know that Ortus was using she/her pronouns*

[scolopendrisims]

Someone stop me I'm so obsessed with Christian cults rn I want to summon a JW sooooo bad tell me about being the locust

[worldworldworldworld]

Mar 20, 2026

[bobdylanyaoi]

[thoodleoo]

been reading cicero's rant about words being given obscene meanings and i don't think i've ever seen a latin sentence that made me burst into such immediate and violent laughter before

[thoodleoo]

had a couple people be like "i have no idea what this means" so to clarify: the word penis in latin originally meant tail and only later got the sense of, uh. penis. so this is cicero complaining that nowadays all these hooligans are using the word "penis" for naughty purposes

[vividciggy]

That was definitely Pyrrha's last cigarette

Bonus:

[capacity2]

Vague posts are so funny tbh bc someone will be talking about their mailman and I’ll read it and always be like

[akashicrecord]

Commenting "may this type of love never find me" under your high school classmates engagement photos

[unexplained-occurrences]

[scolopendrisims]

MOTHERFUCKER

[scolopendrisims]

I do not feel like a human person can that stop please