You've got a pretty kinda dirty face.

[aghostisawish]

taylor a couple weeks ago: yeah there are some political undertones

taylor swift now: HEY!!! TAKE UR FUCKING HOMOPHOBIA AND MISOGYNY OUT OF MY HOUSE!!! SHUT UP!!!

[dare-i-say-asexual]

being a preteen girl is so weird i remember one time when i was 11 a friend wouldn’t talk to me for a week because she was mad that the ritual we did at a slumber party to summon the jonas brothers into her dreams didn’t work for her but i had a nightmare about them chasing me through a dark airport

[jaylor]

i want out

[jaylor]

it gets worse

[tshifty]

[jaylor]

no one talk to me ever again

[flower-swift]

[voguebycalder]

some of y’all and the media is so disgusting and overwhelmingly sexist it’s ridiculous. justin bieber spent 2-3 years being a massive dick to everyone for no reason, putting people’s lives in danger by speeding down streets, and sleeping with underaged girls. he goes on stage singing “sorry” and crying and all is forgiven. he still sells a ton, still has huge concerts, no one cares. but ariana grande literally has 22 of her fans blown up in front of her and people only gave a fuck for 3 months? she is groped at a FUNERAL and all people can talk about is how short her dress is. she leaves a toxic relationship with a substance abuser and SHE is blamed for his death. y’all really hate women!

[youmake-kittyscared]

I don’t want a sugar daddy but can I have like a sugar auntie? Just a sweet old woman who gives me money cus she knows I’m going through it and she believes in me and her grandkids don’t ever call so she writes me in her will.

[finalfantasy37]

time: *makes me bolder* children: *get older* me: *gets older too*

[in-a-getaway-cat-deactivated202]

The world at 2018: Kanye West is an asshole

2011 Taylor Swift: no shit sherlock

[davidsvlogs]

Christine is me whenever i see anything mildly upsetting on tv

[hauntedmasc]

“sSTOP IT. ”

[mysharona1987]

[thespoonmissioner]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

…but don’t be obvious

[londonnigga]

When your mom is talking shit about you to your family & they turn & look at you

[prideprejudce]

hands down the best twitter story ever

[prideprejudce]

bonus

[toastbutteregg]

“PRAY FOR MY HUSBAND FOR MARRYING MY DUMB ASS”

[tyleroakley]

disney: attractions to appeal to your nostalgia or flaunt our licensed properties

universal: attractions designed to immerse you in our movies

six flags: do you wanna just barely cheat death?? here's a 100000 ft roller coaster that goes faster than light

[yourivygrows]

taylor was really dancing in a storm in her best dress fearless

[speaknow]

[screamedsooloud]

the only person who can really see her…is him 

[bananaofswift]

Taylor Swift - Delicate