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puttanescc:

Is my photo cute? [oh, he’s serious]

Mm, it’s good? I mean, we have some surveillance, and then this one that’s like a um, passport photograph. [She’s trying here]

[puttanescc]

Surrr-veillanceee?

[His brows...

[catalhoyuk-or-bust-blog]

puttanescc:

I’m very, very bored, and ready to shower you with pop culture references you won’t understand. Why would I go anywhere else?

[In Turkish] I cannot believe I am dealing with this. Where does he live that such disrespectful children are raised? I never want to visit. Great, I sound like Grandpa.

[Back to English] I could ignore you. Or go to my room, where I can lock you out.

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[He cocks his head like he’s some dog. A judgy, very irritating, puppy, with a slight squint to his eyes, but he’s definitely amused, as you can tell by that little grin of his.]

That seems awful childlike. Also, I can still annoy you through the doorrr.

Not that I would. But your plan is flawed.

What was that that you were muttering? [He’s genuinely asking!!] Sounds cool. Or, rather, dope, as us cool kids say, nowadays. [He just learned the word dope like five months ago]

[deijudicium-blog]

puttanescc:

Oh my god, you have my file, too? Why? Like who even is running this–

I’m in charge of the villains here. [Her explanation is light.] I have file access, as do the other leaders. Your information is private to the majority.

[puttanescc]

Is my photo cute? [oh, he's serious]

[puttanescc]

‘Vin’ and ‘work’ in the same sentence. I think not

“Shut up, I do what I want. Also? It’s 2017.” And you have to move to play the Wii? Which is dumb? “Video games are supposed to be for lounging around not doing fucking squats or some shit.”

He’ll still unpack it though because he hasn’t played Wii Sports in a while and he wants to see if he’s still good at imaginary golf.

“When is it going to be cool to be unhealthy again? I want buddha bowls and hot yoga to go, like, die already.” Vin is already practicing with the controller. Despite not even beginning to set it up. He just pulled everything out and like. Sat it down.

[puttanescc]

He turns around and looks at Elijah like he's going to take the little strap on the controller to choke him with. All he can manage right now though is a very ominous 'I'm watching you' gesture.

"Bring it on........." ... "ugly." YEAH.

[deijudicium-blog]

puttanescc:

At least you get a cute baby out of it. Assuming the baby looks like you. I’d only be willing to carry a baby if it, like, is just the spitting image of me. Like, how cool is that! A tiny clone of yourself! [In his head, Vin Jr is a cool baby who wears shades and knows how to give people the middle finger at age 0 days]

Buttt, yeah. I don’t know. I don’t think I’ll ever trust like that. Like, I wouldn’t even unlock my phone for most people. [He looks her over] For you, out of respect, maybe. But I wouldn’t let you look at my browsing history. There are levels to this shit.

[Snorts] He’s a dead-ringer for his father. And I have the- what is it? Dominant traits. I don’t know what happened. [Hums] I’m sure you could find a donor who was so similar looking to you that it would essentially be like carrying a clone. But, I am not sure. [That is in no way how babies operate bucko]

[Tilts her head] I don’t understand the significance of that, but it’s appreciated. We have most of the important information on file, so I wouldn’t worry all too much. It’s not my job to observe anyhow, just to make sure you don’t get, stupid.  

[puttanescc]

Oh my god, you have my file, too? Why? Like who even is running this--

[bardic-calator-blog]

puttanescc:

al-maghribiyah:

puttanescc:

Put Sauced on your brow bone and Chaser in your crease. [choose? there is no choose]

[gasps in French] [that would look stellar?????? Vincenzo is doing the Lord’s work right here]

Ooooo! You’re absolutely right! Thank you!

If you don’t use Ounce in your inner corner, I’m going to judge you, though. [he’s going to look up from his phone like…] […] What are you even doing it for. [question mark implied]

I feel as though that would be too… bold. I’m trying for something more subtle.

[also he doesn’t want to draw too much attention to the fact that he’s fuckin’ blind in one eye] [it tends to freak people out]

No reason! I just felt like wearing make up today.

[puttanescc]

[mahmoud, bby, people can like-- it's okay, it's okay, you do you,]

It's just a little shimmer, it's not going to kill you. [snerk] But, whatever.

[......]

You could try deepening the crease though. I mean, "subtly". Like, just toss something a little bit darker in there.

[...he wants to do it for him so bad] [his hands itch]

[puttanescc]

‘Vin’ and ‘work’ in the same sentence. I think not

“Shut up, I do what I want. Also? It’s 2017.” And you have to move to play the Wii? Which is dumb? “Video games are supposed to be for lounging around not doing fucking squats or some shit.”

He’ll still unpack it though because he hasn’t played Wii Sports in a while and he wants to see if he’s still good at imaginary golf.

“When is it going to be cool to be unhealthy again? I want buddha bowls and hot yoga to go, like, die already.” Vin is already practicing with the controller. Despite not even beginning to set it up. He just pulled everything out and like. Sat it down.

[bodak-black-deactivated20170914]

Vin probably sucks at imaginary golf anyways so whatever. He sucked at mini golf the one time they played together during their trip to the Caribbean last year. Elijah was bad but vin hit the ball like they were playing actual golf.

“Dont you know there is an obesity epidemic. If people want to eat kale and soul cycle Vin you dont have to join them.”

[puttanescc]

WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT.

"Please," he scoffs. Legit, like he's in Mean Girls. "Don't imply that I have the emotional intelligence to be my own person and make my own decisions. It's insulting to literally anybody who's known me, ever."

Look at him. He's practicing his... god what's it called... he doesn't know what it's called but when you hit the ball super soft... yyyeeeaaahhhh Vin scores and the crowd goes wild (clap-clap).

"Where's the HDMI cable?" Or rather, which one is it. "Let's play a few rounds and then go."

[bodak-black-deactivated20170914]

[puttanescc]

‘Vin’ and ‘work’ in the same sentence. I think not

“Shut up, I do what I want. Also? It’s 2017.” And you have to move to play the Wii? Which is dumb? “Video games are supposed to be for lounging around not doing fucking squats or some shit.”

He’ll still unpack it though because he hasn’t played Wii Sports in a while and he wants to see if he’s still good at imaginary golf.

“When is it going to be cool to be unhealthy again? I want buddha bowls and hot yoga to go, like, die already.” Vin is already practicing with the controller. Despite not even beginning to set it up. He just pulled everything out and like. Sat it down.

[bardic-calator-blog]

puttanescc:

Put Sauced on your brow bone and Chaser in your crease. [choose? there is no choose]

[gasps in French] [that would look stellar?????? Vincenzo is doing the Lord’s work right here]

Ooooo! You’re absolutely right! Thank you!

[puttanescc]

If you don't use Ounce in your inner corner, I'm going to judge you, though. [he's going to look up from his phone like...] [...] What are you even doing it for. [question mark implied]

[bodak-black-deactivated20170914]

“If you’re trying to help me move in you’re doing a really shitty job fam.” 

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[puttanescc]

“I made the box face East so your feng shui doesn’t get fucked up.” Vin delivers this line with a wink and an OK sign. He seems to have misplaced his beer? “We could just pay somebody else to do all of it, just saying.”

[bodak-black-deactivated20170914]

“Speaking of east you should really use a real compass you put the box facing south dum-dum. That app is alright but…It sucks. East is this way trust me I checked.” He doesn’t make any attempt to move the box and sits on it instead. 

“I said I’d take you out for korean bbq if you helped and right now you ain’t gettin’ fed Vincent.”

[puttanescc]

"You aren't even looking at the right side.” He doesn’t need this. He does need some barbecue though. Elijah give him your meat. :/ Give him that rib.

Vin will sit up. And fix his collar real quick cause he’s not about to let Elijah roast him FOR NO REASON--

“Can’t we just get McDonald’s and chill.”

[bardic-calator-blog]

Quick! Which eye shadow should I go with? Sauced, or Chaser?

[puttanescc]

Put Sauced on your brow bone and Chaser in your crease. [choose? there is no choose]

[journalenbyy-deactivated2018082]

why does dan’s grandma follow him? i’m sure she is a lovely lady and she doesn’t deserve this

[bodak-black-deactivated20170914]

“If you’re trying to help me move in you’re doing a really shitty job fam.” 

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[puttanescc]

"I made the box face East so your feng shui doesn't get fucked up." Vin delivers this line with a wink and an OK sign. He seems to have misplaced his beer? "We could just pay somebody else to do all of it, just saying."

[eklixio]

people always give me this excuse and I don’t.. understand..???

[deijudicium-blog]

puttanescc:

[He’s trying to keep up with what she is saying, honest to God, but he has a 12th grade vocabulary in English and he’s just… squints… and nods, never to think about it again,]

I think it’s either… a good thing that I’ve never wanted to have a baby with anybody before, or like a sign that everyone I date sucks? But also pregnancy is scary shit. My mom has the video of her giving birth to me and – [SHUDDERS,]

[She smiles a bit more serenely now, seemingly at peace.]

It takes a certain mindset and level of trust. People do it for bad reasons, though. Children are not a solution to a problem. You should plan for it, I’ve found. [Laughs] Frederick, did his deed and ran, essentially. I don’t recommend it. [Shrugs] It’s most definitely uncomfortable.

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At least you get a cute baby out of it. Assuming the baby looks like you. I'd only be willing to carry a baby if it, like, is just the spitting image of me. Like, how cool is that! A tiny clone of yourself! [In his head, Vin Jr is a cool baby who wears shades and knows how to give people the middle finger at age 0 days]

Buttt, yeah. I don't know. I don't think I'll ever trust like that. Like, I wouldn't even unlock my phone for most people. [He looks her over] For you, out of respect, maybe. But I wouldn't let you look at my browsing history. There are levels to this shit.

[deijudicium-blog]

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[WHAT’D WE TELL YA LIESE YOU’LL WANT TO KILL HIM EVENTUALLY]

Well, that certainly makes up for his… […] It just occurred to me that I am insulting your boo-bae, right to your face. Mm. Congratulations.

My last “boyfriend” almost convinced me to like, dye my hair green, so, I guess you’re winning in that department.

[She’s trying to hold steady.]

We all have our flaws, and our points of contention. Don’t chase them too heavily, you’ll alienate yourself. [Vague points are her specialty.] Just like I said, don’t let it happen again. 

[Snorts] I had a child with mine. Or, he got me pregnant.

[puttanescc]

[He's trying to keep up with what she is saying, honest to God, but he has a 12th grade vocabulary in English and he's just... squints... and nods, never to think about it again,]

I think it's either... a good thing that I've never wanted to have a baby with anybody before, or like a sign that everyone I date sucks? But also pregnancy is scary shit. My mom has the video of her giving birth to me and -- [SHUDDERS,]