so fuckn horny

gay twitter survivor old and wrinkled they don't make em like me anymore

[puxxychakra]

hey so you weren't supposed to let her in..

[puxxychakra]

my bf writes to me like a dying man with his blood—

on the tissues he packs with the breakfast he makes for me to have in class every morning.

i am both insanely emotional amd utterly horny for this.

[puxxychakra]

dont you just love it when your friends get you trinkets for the fun of it? warms my heart so so sooo much

ignore the cryptic being in the back

[yuriqielle]

Stubborn child

yuriqielle was one heck of a child to make

lets just hope that it's worth it for @puxxychakra and @fyelice

happy babying

[puxxychakra]

hello my child

[puxxychakra]

he helped me find a nice stick

[puxxychakra]

i am unfortunately wayyyyy too comfortable sleeping in my undies now

[fyelice]

Have you tried sleeping without 😔✋🏻

Peak.

[puxxychakra]

im scared a fyelice will sneak up tryna suck my clit clean off

[puxxychakra]

a tuesday afternoon

a single dorm bed loaded with pillows? why yes.

heating pad? why yes.

cuddling? why yes.

lana del ray? why yes.

fairy lights? why yes.

DID I MENTION CUDDLING.

WHY YES.

shit talking the people we saw on campus today? WHY YES.

and debrief about our day before one of us sleeps ans the other heads out before we get to hang out again by dinnertime? WHY YESSSSS

with za @fyelice

[fyelice]

A thunderstorm and us under warm radiance

Music and the weight of your presence

The very bed underneath me so soft

Like a dreamy cloud in the skies aloft

Whistling of the rain and soft her baritone

Us two giggling and there are bars none

How we wish there's no end to the fuzz

Cuz you my wifie (in the sundress) and I'm the huzz.

(Wish ur boyfie doesnt see this he gonna kill me)

@puxxychakra

[puxxychakra]

IM IN TEARS??? FYELICEEEE THIS IS BEAUTIFUL AHEHWHSHAAGAGAAWWW I LOVE YOU LETS CUDDLE FOR ETERNITY

[puxxychakra]

leaving all dolled up for my 8am classes just to be hit with an "Authentication Failed" by the biometrics machine in a lobby full of girls

[fyelice]

Another version of this.

Leaving all dolled up looking straight outta lana's songs

And the biometric system refused to recognise me until i pull up my massive bangs and show it my massive aah forehead

[puxxychakra]

the biometric system is allergic to swag

[puxxychakra]

is there a bistro huddy fan out here

[howtonerdoutovereverything]

MEEEEEE 🙋🏻‍♀️

[puxxychakra]

YIPPPEEEE WANNA BE FRIENDS??

[howtonerdoutovereverything]

YESSSSS

[puxxychakra]

you are now invited to my future bistro huddy themed wedding.

lets go make santa fe chicken

[puxxychakra]

my boyfriend (dog person) who lives so far away (few blocks down) never fails to video call me whenever he spots the neighborhood kiittuuyyyy

[puxxychakra]

is there a bistro huddy fan out here

[howtonerdoutovereverything]

MEEEEEE 🙋🏻‍♀️

[puxxychakra]

YIPPPEEEE WANNA BE FRIENDS??

[puxxychakra]

a tuesday afternoon

a single dorm bed loaded with pillows? why yes.

heating pad? why yes.

cuddling? why yes.

lana del ray? why yes.

fairy lights? why yes.

DID I MENTION CUDDLING.

WHY YES.

shit talking the people we saw on campus today? WHY YES.

and debrief about our day before one of us sleeps ans the other heads out before we get to hang out again by dinnertime? WHY YESSSSS

with za @fyelice

[puxxychakra]

today was such a day

@fyelice

* bird screeching noises *

[puxxychakra]

i wanna learn how to make tigers properlyyyy

[puxxychakra]

Abundance

is wearing a sundress you haven't worn in a long time

going to the lake for a lazy evening

your bf insists he massage your feet (and youre insanely sensitive)

you almost kick him multiple times when he tries

he gives you the massage regardless

come back and hug @fyelice in the rain

she ALSO insists on massaging your feet???

almost takes a bite outta you while shes at it

two nice people gave you massages on the same day.

yippeeee :3

[puxxychakra]

get you a wife who'll spent all day at work and come back home just to massage your feet

and also attempt to bite your leg

[puxxychakra]

leaving all dolled up for my 8am classes just to be hit with an "Authentication Failed" by the biometrics machine in a lobby full of girls