[cantcontrolthegay-deactivated20]

*gets hit with feelings i thought i was over with* mmm i see that we’re recycling now

[just-shower-thoughts]

The child of a Mermaid and a Centaur has a 1 in four chance of being a normal human.

[squided]

and a 1 in 4 chance of being a seahorse

[geeneelee]

I’m glad we remember our Punnett squares.

[bonersniper]

Reblog the lgbt spook to piss off a fascist

[holyshitwhat-deactivated2021101]

YES I CAN CONFIRM THIS. WE CALL IT GAYSPER AND IT COMES WITH FRIENDS TOO.

[strangegirlsclub-deactivated202]

does anyone wanna see a collection of the WORST shirts I’ve ever seen

[strangegirlsclub-deactivated202]

WHEW .. OK

[blackyossy]

😨

[white-is-for-transitioning]

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

[leafsea]

dissonant // 3.19.2019

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[yourbrothershotfriend]

[lena-zorel]

20gayteen is so fucking real

x

[actyourshoesizegirl]

“Kyle accidentally started a Lesbian cult”

[sabertoothwalrus]

this kitten weighs over 5 pounds already and he’s only 14 weeks old. He’s half the size of an adult cat and he hasn’t even lost his baby teeth yet

[sabertoothwalrus]

He is now 16 weeks old and over 6 pounds. Kittens are supposed to be half their adult weight at 5-6 months, and he is barely 4 months old. What the fuck.

[sabertoothwalrus]

Now at 22 weeks, 5 months old, half his adult weight, this baby is 10 pounds,,,

[sabertoothwalrus]

30 WEEKS. 7 MONTHS.

14 POUNDS.

THAT IS TWICE THE AVERAGE WEIGHT OF A CAT HIS AGE. THE GIRLS IN HIS LITTER ARE ONLY LIKE 8 POUNDS WHY IS HE SO HUGE

[sabertoothwalrus]

Hello it is Time for Another Update!!!

It is June 18th, 2018. Half-n-Half is now 10 months old. Last I weighed him (like 2 weeks ago?) he was over 15 pounds, but he’s not gaining weight as rapidly anymore. Regardless, he’s still Big

[sabertoothwalrus]

GUESS WHO’S ONE AND A HALF AND WEIGHS 17 POUNDS

THIS FUCKIN MAGNIFICENT GUY!!!!!!!!

HALF-N-HALF!!!!!!!

[mcapriglioneart]

how to draw arms ? ? 

[swagginsloths]

holy fuck

[shoutsofthunder]

holy fuck is right… but… does it work with legs???

[mcapriglioneart]

yes !!

[empresspinto]

but how much extend

[thunar]

^^^^^^^^^^

[kvothe-kingkiller]

[gabbyzvolt25]

I NEARLY CHOKED

[lifeofcynch]

ENJFDFNFATFVFDF

[deactivated-blog]

finally. i can be accurate

[shiny-charming]

This is too fucking great to not reblog

[wishem]

I give it MASCLES

BIG MACHO

[tybalt-tisk]

About an hour ago, I was in Walmart looking for my conditioner because today is wash day for my hair. As I’m looking for my product, this older white lady approaches me and she says, “Excuse me, miss. Please don’t be offended by this.” And usually when white people tell me not to be offended, 9 times out of 10, whatever they are about to say is going to be offensive af.

Anyway, she follows it up with, “My husband and I just recently won our custody battle with our foster daughter and she means the world to us. She’s a beautiful African American girl and her hair looks a lot like yours. But I’m afraid because I don’t know what to do with her hair. It’s a lot different from mines and our other children and we are at a total lost. I’ve tried looking up the YouTube videos and my husband went to the braiding shops so they can teach him how to properly braid her hair, but he’s still pretty new and it will be a while before he gets used to it. Do you have any tips you can give me? If you don’t have the time, it’s okay, really! I just needed a little advice because I want her to look beautiful.”

Y’all. swear I almost started crying on aisle 6. So for the last 30 minutes, I spent my time talking to her and what products to use and how to properly detangle and comb her hair with the proper tools and what not to do with natural hair. And I showed her a bunch of easier to follow natural hair tutorials on YouTube and saved them for her. (I also had to create a YouTube account for her so she could save it for later.) but omfg, she was so sweet, and I could tell that she listened to every single thing I had to say and she took little notes on her little notepad.

And what really filled my heart was the fact that her husband actually taking classes from African braiding shops. And she showed me a picture of him wearing a little sweater vest and loafers in a little shop surrounded by beautiful black women showing him how to braid black hair and even the lady he’s braiding on is guiding his hands. And omfg. Bless these old white people and their black daughter who I know have new loving parents because they are willing to step out of their comfort zone just to make her feel and look beautiful.

I really hope our paths cross again one day, Mrs Cicilia. 💖💕

[visual-infinity]

petit_gustave

Brussels, Belgium

[thelonelyabsol]

“Fucking open the container carl you’re taking too long.”

“Fucking hurry up, i want those nuts carl!”

“FUCK THIS CONTAINER I WANT THOSE DAMN NUT- AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!”

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

Why is that the cutest man I’ve ever seen

[pettyrevenge-base]

The mother-in-law bribe backfired

This is not my story.  This was told to me by a woman I knew from work several years ago; she’s a very sweet nurse.

Nurse graduated from nursing school and decided with her friend to move to one of the cities that was listed as having “the most eligible bachelors” from some publication. She moves and starts dating her future husband.

Future Husband’s mother is a viper and decides Nurse is not good enough for her family.  The  happy couple eventually get engaged and future mother-in-law is having none of it.   Tries for several months to break them up; tries to convince Nurse to go back where she came from and simultaneously tries to gently convince her precious son that Nurse may not be good for him.

To add some more context to this situation, this MIL is pretty nasty to Nurse but hides it well to other people, always making sure she’s super (fake) sweet to everyone when others are around.

Finally wedding plans are set so MIL gets desperate.  She gets Nurse alone with a “generous” offer: leave fiance and never come back in exchange for $10,000 (note: this was almost 30 years ago so I guess it was kind of a shitload of money for most).

Nurse is so sick of this woman’s shit and is incredibly insulted. However, she’s intelligent and maintains her composure.  Nurse accepts the offer.

Nurse takes the money, does not leave, and gets married anyway. Nobody else knows about this.

MIL cannot say or do anything about it without exposing herself to her family as a horrible person.

Nurse and husband are still happily married; their kids are grown; husband still has no idea this went down.

MIL has suffered silently for almost 30 years.

[thisdiscontentedwinter]

I reblog this every time I see it, because it’s a Machiavellian power move AND I LOVE IT! 

[rialxoan]

[maderadearquitecto]

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

[babyseraphim]

imagine banging someone on that table

[captain-snark]

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

[morbidamusement]

noooooo stop

[sevey6]

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

[gammywank]

[hypothetical-happiness-blog]

[nelladee]

Know your roses guys Or you just might fuck up the moment

[gothzarya-deactivated20220622]

and you dont want to do that ._. 

[aeloro]

salmon is for desire

[breethingout]

what am I looking at

[shigatsuyuutsu-blog]

I can’t even remember how many times I’ve reblogged this anymore

[maathoughts]

[maathoughts]

[mistercopeland]

AYEEEE.

[kingsupermepat-deactivated20220]

Always reblog

[ororomunroedontpullout]

This is actually a great fancast list

[wheresmywig]

Switch out Will Smith with Sterling K Brown

[izzyhill]

nicknames/mottos (a more truthful version): countries

[heartbeatsandpeonies]

As a Scottish person I can confirm that this is 100% accurate

[omfgdanshobbithair-deactivated2]

As an English person I can confirm that this is 100% accurate

[nlxy]

As an American person I can confirm that this is 100% accurate.

[pawgleprosy]

[funny-and-clever-url-deactivate]

[bangerzlester]

[bifurpawz]

This isen’t a post, this is an experience 

[ciwy-deactivated20170617]

[ruinedchildhood]