I'm | About | To | Make |Some | Magic| Happen

Leviti | 11 | Alternia {Independent Homestuck Troll OC}

[the-bookshop]

Source.

[vivacioustenacity]

@puzzlingpatriarch I tried to owl.

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I | Love | It

[owl-let]

NORTHERN SAW WHET OWLS. LITERALLY THE CUTEST FACKING THINGS YOU’LL EVER SEE IN YOUR LIFE.

JUST LOOK AT IT.

IT’S FACKING SMALLER THAN THE AVERAGE HUMAN HAND

SO SASSAY

LOOK AT DAT FACE

PURE JOY

AND JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT ONE WAS TOO MUCH

CHECK OUT THESE BEAUTIFUL BABIES

DEM EYES CAN PIERCE INTO THE DEEPEST CREVICES OF YOUR SOUL

FRICKIN BUNDLE OF SLEEPY HAPPINESS

FRICKIN LITTLE BUNDLES OF FEATHERS SMOTHERED IN CUTENESS

WITTLE FLUFFY FEETIES WITH TEENY TINY CLAWS

DAT ASS

[vivacioustenacity]

@puzzlingpatriarch

[bromosapiens]

dude you could beat my moms ass fight me instead

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Alright | Then | Let's | Do | It You | Can't | Back | Down | Though | You | Gotta | Commit

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I | Figured | Out | How | To | Walk | But | It's | Not | Really | Walking | I'm | Kind | Of | Just | Dragging | My | Body | On | The | Floor

[colourfulasarainbow]

Colours of the Rainbow

[bromosapiens]

excuse you dont make me tell my mom

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I'll | Fight | Her | IDGAF

[bromosapiens]

@puzzlingpatriarch

why am i like what hot single n ready to mingle

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I | Think | You | Mean Lame, | Tiny, | And | Super | Whiney

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WHERE | THE | FUCK | ARE | MY | LEGS

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m!a: you're now a naga

>You scoffed at the anon’s claim. You can’t just become this....naga thing. It wasn’t in your biology. Hell, you didn’t even know what a naga was.

>That was when you started to feel...strange. You stood up from your sitting position on the couch, confused for a moment why you felt this tightening sensation around your legs. Your knees suddenly buckled from under you and you just about face-planted into the ground, your arms the only thing holding you up. You couldn’t move your lower half and your legs were pressed together extremely tight-almost too tight. You let out a grunt as you rolled over and stared wide-eyed at your lower body. 

>You had no legs. They were now replaced with a long, smooth tail structure. When you tried to move your lower half, your new body twisted and shifted with their new muscles. The scales were black with a blue hue when hit by light. Your underbelly was gray. You laid there, propped up on your elbows for a moment, testing out your new body and wondering how long it would last.

[vin-robles]

Rebagel if you’re open to Skype/Discord RP with folks you trust.

Because some days, the blog format just ain’t doin’ it.

[trynsave]

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Birthday

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>You helped him finish cleaning up, throwing away whatever was done being used and gathering the food back together. You didn’t want him doing all the work after all. 

>Once you two were done you started following him up the stairs, thinking about his options for movies. Fighting sounded pretty good-you did like to watch people beat the crap out of each other. You could sit through a cartoon movie if he wanted you too, although you didn’t think it would be your favorite. 

“I’m thinking that a fighting one wouldn’t be bad. Could definitely provide some entertainment if it’s halfway decent.”

>You followed him into his room and went and sat on his bed, waiting for him to pull what movies he had up. You wondered if they would be human films? You had only seen one so far in a stream and it was very odd for you. You wondered if these other ones would be the same way.

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Birthday

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>Finally getting full, you shoved the last of the food that was on your fork into your mouth before setting it down and cleaning your mouth off. You saw him look around as if trying to find something to do. You thought it was kind of funny, but at the same time you could definitely relate. 

>You saw him shake his head, which was a little weird. You didn’t worry about it though as he spoke on. You gave a shrug of your own but smiled at him.

“That would be fine with me. I’m down.”

>You stood up from your chair and cleaned your area, not wanting to leave any kind of a mess, which you definitely had. You guessed that would have to be something you work on. 

“What movie were you perhaps thinking?”

[heartthieving]

(spot the d¡fference.)

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Birthday

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>You took another couple of meat bits to eat, arching an eyebrow at him at his comment.

“Thanks for the compliment. A shame I haven’t had the opportunity to test it out on more....challenging things. You do know I like a good challenge.”

>You gave a knowing smirk at him before shoving some more of the grainy stuff into your mouth. This stuff was actually starting to fill you up pretty good. You didn’t expect human food to be very filling to your biology. 

>At the mention of what to do afterwards, you gave a small shrug.

“It’s up to you, love. It’s YOUR wriggler day, I feel bad being the one making decisions for us. I’m down for whatever you want to do at this point.”

>In the back of your mind you still felt bad about not getting him anything, but you shoved another piece of meat in your mouth to get your mind off of it.

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Birthday

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>You feigned being insulted dramatically at his words.

“How rude! I’ll have you know that I knew that others chewed their food, I just...didn’t. I was so used to swallowing that I didn’t think anything of it. That all changed once I learned that chewing actually provided more pleasure than just stuffing as much as I could down my protein shoot. Also, it wasn’t uncomfortable, not since I had done it all my life.”

>All this talk about your eating habits made you wonder if you could still swallow things whole. Like, why not? That was a inquiry for another time though. You didn’t want to freak Eridan out with your....odd abilities.

>You perked up and reached for the small....thing he gave you. You don’t think you’ve ever had crab meat yourself-never had the opportunity to since you don’t live anywhere near a body of water. You watched him blow on his before taking a small bite and you once again mimicked his action. 

>You were surprised at how good some of this human food tasted. The crab thing he gave you was actually delicious and you ended up eating the second half pretty quickly. You gave him a grin when you were done.

“That crab thing is pretty good! I guess the humans have some kind of taste after all.”