Game Changer & Make Some Noise
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❝ i’ve done the math. this times that equals you’re a cunt, divided by the only way i’m gonna get what i need is if you give it to me equals the only way you’re gonna give it to me is if you don’t need it. ❞
“But I do need it, mostly because you’re an ass and you want it - so by your own logic…I’m not going to give it to you.”
“It’s a pet pillow ! Why is super spy you in the need of a pet pillow“
onceupona-cxpt:
Steve threw him a look at the words.
“Can you try to be serious?”
He didn’t know the man before him, but he knew in a fight, he was more than likely going to get in the way. He leaped over the counter and made sure everyone was out through the back door before he hit the light switch with his fists to give them some advantage.
“I tried once .... I blacked out” With those words, Deadpool jumped right into it, Fruit slicing time.
ofheartxearth:
“I’m in a good mood. It’s your contract. I take 40 percent.”
“30 and you get it in laundred honest money. “
Walking the Line
xagent13:
Sharon stared at him for a long moment before not being able to help but laugh. “Me neither.”
“Awe shoo ... you need to exercise some self care, it’s important to stay balanced. “
xpuniisher:
Frank stared at the man then at Deadpool and deeply sighed. “Was that necessary?”
“No , but it shut them up ...stop complaining and eat. “
v-cogitoergosum:
“With pleasure, mister Wilson. What shall you propose?”
“Nah, man, your turn to pick. “ he handed him the holy grail : the remote of the TV
“You want to explain to me what you’re doing here?”
“Hold on tight, I need to find a way to control this body I’m impaled on. Pretty sure that guy is licking my intestins right now, cause it tickles. “ Yes he was cut in half , and his upper half was on a man’s head,
“Do you ever shut up? Be quiet. Forever. And let me eat my sandwich in peace.”
“ You’re really another person when you’re hungry, but I agree with him, you’re really loud and we are on break here. “ Deadpool stated before throwing a hammer at the man who fell to te ground knocked out cold. He continued to eat.
SEND ✌ for Deadpool to tell a dirty joke
v-cogitoergosum:
“That’s relative. They’re both disgusting.’
“agreed ....hey wanna watch another horror movie ? “
sgt-barnes:
“I was talking out loud. Anyway I need to go, nice talking to you old man.“
ofheartxearth:
“See? You can be charming when you want.”
“I knooow .... how do you want your share ? “
the-real-hawkeye:
“Right. Okay, I am up for it. Just give me like five minutes to and then we’ll play. I just need to not be wearing jeans anymore.”
“Perfecto, I’ll be here waitin , warming up “
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xagent13:
Sharon frowned slightly at this comment. It seemed to be missing a few crucial points concerning how privilege worked. She pivoted to turn and look at Deadpool- Wade Wilson himself- just staring at him for a long moment.
“I see you don’t take disappointment well.”
“Depends if I jerked off or not ...today I did not”
“What are you staring at?” Zemo grumbled to the person in front of them. “Don’t you know it’s rude to interrupt someone at work.”
“You have such a symmetrical face, it looks like you walked out of a photoshopped ad”
weaponx-23:
Laura had grown accustomed to coming and going as she pleased from the mansion. Yet, that didn’t stop the fact that every time she left it felt as if she was about to be stopped and punished. The fear kept her on edge, so when she was almost out the door and a very naked, scarred man ran right into her it was only instinct to plunge her claws into his unguarded sides. Her fear morphed into a rage as she became determined to fight her way out of this house if she had too.
The pain hit first. “ Damn that tickles.....” / IT FUCKING HURTS BULLOCKS/ “ please retract the claws mini Wolverine. It’s rude to stab a man when his ass is bare”
