Maya: She’ll survive, babe. It’s ya’ll's decision.
Plus! She loves something to micromanage over.
A wedding is right up her alley. Look me in the eye and tell me your mom won’t take Mother of the Bride so fucking seriously. You’re laughing because you can’t! You know I’m right! She’s gonna love it…eventually. It’ll be okay. and if it’s not I’ll walk you down the aisle.
Hana: You’re a dork.
Maya: A dork in your corner. Never forget.
Maya: Don’t forget about me when you get married okay? He’s marrying us both! and Jordan!
Tis the season for stalking the life you left behind and definitely not missing it at all.
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I want to give a special shout out to @pocketgnome for the webpage template I used as a base and also for letting me turn their Gnomes in Art series into Ulrike's latest project! Additional templates by @pxltown (Social Bunny) and @folkbreeze (Google).
Helena: Happy Winterfest, Dru. [resigned sigh] Ah, fuck it.
[Googles “thrifteaprincess social bunny”]
[Captions on Julia’s most recent posts:
Styled the whole gang (except Mom and Dad) for winter formal. ALL CLOTHES FULLY THRIFTED!!!
Joked that they owed me a car for this year’s Winterfest card concept. THEY CAME THROUGH!! 😱]
Helena: What the hell? They never bought me a car.
[Comments on Julia’s post:
Bri: Why isn’t Helena ever in your pictures anymore? You guys were #sistergoals! Did you have a fight?
Julia: Noooooo, we’re good! She’s volunteering in Selvadorada like an absolute boss. 💪 My idol, for real!]
Helena: Selvadorada? Is that what she told Mom and Dad?
[Copperdale Courier article:
Copperdale Creep Trail Goes Cold
Police say they haven’t received a viable lead on this summer’s series of violent attacks for months.
The so-called Copperdale Creep’s reign of terror seems to have ended just as abruptly as it began. Although there have been no reports of attacks since late summer, many Copperdale residents are still shaken and tourists are reluctant to return. “Business still hasn’t recovered,” admits ThrifTea owner Eloise Hiddlestix. “Out-of-towners are too afraid to visit, and locals are too afraid to leave their houses.” Despite the lingering cloud of uncertainty, police still can’t provide any answers, recently admitting they’ve uncovered no new evidence and currently have no suspects. Luckily, the last known victims, two teenagers whose identities have not been disclosed, have made a full recovery. The prevailing theory is that the culprit was a rabid animal, but the public has remained loudly skeptical of this claim, insisting that no animal would be capable of the stealthy precision…]
[Windenburg Art Review article:
Gnome Mania
The mischievous lawn ornaments are no laughing matter to this artist.
Why gnomes? “They’re as quotidian as they are quirky,” Faust explains. “They’re agents of chaos, yet they’ve become synonymous with suburban lawns, absurdity wrapped in conformity. I find that double identity compelling.”
It’s been only a few months since Windslar welcomed its latest artist-in-residence, Ulrike Faust, but her work is already raising eyebrows. Some find her twists on artistic classics a cheeky breath of fresh air. Others have called them nothing more than glorified plagiarism. “Obviously, I don’t own the Mona Lisa,” she responds, rolling her eyes. The UBrite graduate never minces words…]
Lilith: Helena, where are you? Let’s get this godforsaken gift exchange over with.
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