She was poetry but he couldn't read.

You said I was your favorite book but now you are ripping out my pages to write her a novel..

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Popular blogs are about love, fashion or food that the person writing is passionate about.

If I had to have a blog to write in, it would consistently be about themes like:

“Growing up a major failure”

“Abusive household memories”

“Christmas-fights”

“How to be sad when everything goes well”

“Never heard even if I’m speaking”

“Oppressed and upset”

“Nobody cares”

And that’s just what I feel most of the time. Nobody ever listens. Today is Christmas morning. I wake up to my father screaming at my mother’s face covered in tears. I tried for years to fix the situation with everything that came to my mind. Nothing helps because they aren’t listening in the first place. I am alone, always was and always will be. Even on Christmas, surrounded by my family.

I’m officially feliz navi-done with this shit. I can’t take it anymore but what can I do? Nothing. So I suffer in silence until I’m done with this world and leave in peace. Everything is heavy and my back hurts from carrying the weight of what seems to be a fraction of the worlds problems.

Nothing I ever do is good enough. Should I stop doing something and save some energy for myself? The thing is: it’s not that easy quitting a habit you’ve had for your whole life. I take it personally. But nothing changes because no one cares. And yet I’m still alone with this opinion.

Still I care. I care every day, every minute, every second. But that doesn’t matter because I have to do adult things and go to work/school. That’s what normal people do. I am not normal because I am broken inside. How should I do life??? I am too little for a problem as big as that.

But I won’t change either. I will care while others don’t and pour my heart into things that then get ignored. I will try until I die.

Now, tell me, is that a bad or a good thing?

[raddestbabe]

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

[tankaramo]

me, making a phone call: god i hope they don’t answer

[saltrat88]

[killin-the-machine]

These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit

[fluffytail-kills-time-and-space]

This is the most Chaotic Neutral thing I’ve ever seen.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

So I had this gigantic, monster sized dildo in my room when my mom came in and saw it. The only thing I could think to say at that moment to excuse myself was that, “It’s too big for me anyway.”  As if that would explain everything.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

This dream reminds me of one of the most mortifying experiences that ever happened to a person I know, which was not a dream but I bet everyone involved wishes that it was.

My friend got one of those “dildo” lighters for her birthday from a friend with a sense of humor similar to her own, and she kept it on display with the trophies she earned throughout school for different sports and achievements. Her parents are super young and chill so they found that to be hilarious. Fast forward a few months, and her mom has some friends over on a Sunday night and no one else is home. One of them wants to go smoke a cigarette, but it turns out that no one has a lighter and the mom can’t find matches and she’s like, wait, my daughter has the funniest lighter, let me show you. She went to her room but couldn’t find it, so she searched through the cupboard next to my friend’s bed and located it in the bottom drawer. She brought it to the smoker friend and basically shoved it in front of her face and said, “There you go.”

“What?”

“It’s a lighter, my daughter got it for her birthday, it’s the funniest thing ever.”

“Barbra (that’s not really her name), I don’t think so.”

And it wasn’t a lighter. My friend accidentally broke it some days before that and threw it away. The mom was holding her daughter’s actual sex toy. The moment she realized what it was, she screamed and threw it away and it ricocheted off the counter and hit a vase, which then also broke. The worst part of it all? My friend walked into her home at that exact moment. MOR-TI-FY-ING!

[onmywaytonarnia]

This might be the funniest story I’ve ever read 😂😂

[veeranger]

[toastcryptid]

[5k163sio0ojjzohss7vvyqybh5lue5v]

[deebyfeeby]

[cybergata]

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Captured in my mind; I do not dare to tell someone else.

[d1rtypaws]

Me: I love being out at night, I’m not scared of the dark!

tree: *exists, looking very vaguely like a person*

Me:

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

[toastbutteregg]

me looking at photos other people took of me: Who is this incredibly awful person? This bridge goblin? Who let this happen

[br0ken-and-lost-deactivated2018]

Reblog if you actually give a shit about anyone who’s suicidal or depressed.

No one should scroll past this

[jedifromtheshire]

*cries* I am physically inable to not reblog this

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I’m too much and too little all at the same time. I’m a mess.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I kept trying to do the “I am not a robot” captcha on my uni’s site to submit my essay but it kept failing and time was running out and I looked down to realize that it was so because I had robot arms.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was Thanos and I had many children with my wife. She was heartbroken when I realised I was gay, divorced her, and started dating a man.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was on a date with Nicolas Cage and he asked me what an interesting thing about me was. I snuck a kiss on his cheek and whispered, “Once gave Nicholas Cage a kiss.” He stepped back with a smirk on his face and while slightly blushing he replied, “Oh, that was a good one.”

[omegaboner]

a girl in one of my classes sent out an email saying “you’ll be having a furry classmate this semester” and my heart stopped but she was talking about her service dog

[thaibrator]

If you don’t pee after sex you’re gonna get an HDMI like it’s just that simple ¯\_(ツ)_/¯