The lady with the big suitcase.

[depsidase]

[twitterlols]

i would cry if someone did this for me 😍💯

[depsidase]

[infectiouspiss]

a second bumblebee has hit the flowers

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[creatingblackcharacters]

Remember when Lil Nas X beautifully explored his sexuality, seduced and killed the devil to the banger of all time, and instead of cheering on this openly gay and proud Black artist for his artistry and fighting back against respectability politics, suddenly said respectability politics was all the Queerest Place on the Internet cared about? Hm. Wonder what happened there.

Anyway I miss him and hope he's doing better with his mental health 🙏🏾

[shimmervee]

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

[statelywingmanor]

You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two

[shimmervee]

this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts

[dogpuppy]

[starknesskenobi]

Tumblr when it's March 15th

[samfodo]

Except you don't need to stick your faces together/use tongue for a kiss to be "good".

These are two middle-aged men who probably haven't had any experience kissing someone they love, so they're obviously gonna be a bit out of practice.

I know that it was passionate and sweet, and they deserve that.

[transfemininomenon]

is this post real. can other people see this. this feels like a fever dream made reality

[books-read-in-nooks]

When the author describes a character’s appearance way too late and you have to quickly redesign the image you already have for them in your head:

[prismatic-bell]

This is why if you want people to know your character has long raven-black hair with red streaks and eyes like limpid tears, you need to make sure you say so in your first paragraph. Christ. Imagine someone thinking your character’s a prep.

[raisin-rye]

[prismatic-bell]

Holy shit I’m dying.

That. That literally explains the opening paragraph of My Immortal I was making a joke but this person came out here with receipts holy hell

[gothiccharmschool]

NEVER forget the wild ride that is the first page of The Vampire Lestat.

[louisegluckpdf]

holy quaternity

[infectiouspiss]

predictions are locked in. 2026 is going to be a good one

[zaib-ot]

[oh-good]

this is a Christmas post for you to like and unlike over and over to see the little snowy animation they have rn

[ekjohnston]

I got the northern lights!

[chibidragons]

[wordfather]

the only way out is through but fuuuuuuuuuck fuuuuucckkkk cant i like scooch past or something