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UPDATE/HIATUS WARNING

Hey. Some of you probably don’t care, since I’ve been gone for more than a month, but I just feel the need to post that I won’t be around much for a while. I’m currently homeless and my only access to the Internet is at a library (which allows me 90 minutes of computer time a day). I won’t be doing much, I’m afraid. However, feel free to send asks or make starters, as I will get to them ASAP.

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{☁} The younger blond hauled the box up as she left the world’s currency on the counter top. “Too bad I am using these for target practice. These are pretty good.” She smirked madly. “Though, I know I wouldn’t miss. But now look who is training who.” She tilted her head. “I do have to ask, why did you ever go back for training? You know, for a brush up?” She didn’t care why, really. Merely curious more than anything else.

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He shrugged. “Gotta keep myself busy somehow, yeah? Vandalism and thievery only take you so far.” He spoke with a wild grin. “Besides, it’s not easy to walk around and take a swing at the first thing you see and expect it to go well. You gotta keep up on strategies and stuff.”

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tumblr shower thoughts: articulated, calculated, humorously existential, observational

real shower thoughts: BOP BOP BOP BOP TO THE TOP FUCK I ALMOST SLIPPED THE PARAMEDICS WOULD HAVE FOUND ME NAKED I AM THE LEFT BRAIN I AM THE LEFT BRAIN I WORK REALLY HARD FUCK AM I REALLY OUT OF SHAMPOO ALREADY

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Anonymously or not tell me how’s my rp? Be brutally honest.

is this tmi or...

Some of you may know that Axel is my strongest muse; so much so that sometimes what he's thinking while I'm having a conversation in real life will come from my mouth. He is a part of me (THAT YOU'RE NEVER GONNA EVER TAKE AWAY FROM ME NO ugh why). You may also know that I- the mun- am rarely turned on by pornography, that I in fact can go so far as to call it boring. This goes for visual and auditory pornography. I can be found viewing it or listening to it for reference. I have little actual sexual experience (though I assure you that many have been through the whole process from arousal to orgasm from texts that I send or phone calls [reference teaches me well]), but Axel is not on that boat. Due to his homosexual nature, most of the pornography I seek out is, well, gay. We are no strangers to the effects of hormones. Thusly, I seek out an outlet when I need to, as does Axel. However, with a lack of sexual activity on this account, he must find it in different ways. This usually leads to me searching for gay porn even if I personally don't need it. This would be fine if Axel and I weren't so strongly connected. But as that is not the case, and Axel's behavior and feelings somehow find their way into my being, I become unreasonably aroused by the pornography that we've found. And it's annoying as fuck. In short, if Axel gets too pent up, so do I. Maybe you didn't need to know all this. Cry about it. I'm not sorry.

#ooc #nsfw #why #axel you fucking suck

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send my muse “that’s kinky” && i will generate a number for what my muse will say to yours.

these are very nsfw. you have been warned.

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What about Link?

“We do not speak of that particular knight in this home at the moment.”

Well Axel. If your sex life sucks so much that it's bothering you and other people, do something about. Go get fucked, or fuck someone, didn't you used to do that all the time?

“It’s not as easy as it used to be. People have reservations nowadays; apparently fucking in an alleyway isn’t so hot anymore. I’m not sure why. However, if you have someone who is willing to come over and have some fun, send them my way.”

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