party porpoise in the house tonight

rock n roll my dudes.

[fantasmadebarovia]

as they say… c’est la bee 🐝

[tedlassosource]

Sometimes, when it is appropriate, yes, be a prick. How will I know when? We’ll give you a signal. 

bonus:

[utwo]

Lake Como Italy

© Alessia Morellini

[neverlvnd]

X

[free-my-mindd]

[hogwartscastle]

Rest in Peace, Robbie Coltrane…

[chrrispine]

Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)

[oysters-aint-for-me]

bitches love bob’s burgers bc its about a family of flawed weirdos who love each other deeply and openly and enthusiastically, not in spite of but because of their eccentricities (im bitches)

[toonomon]

He’s on his way to a job interview and he’s very nervous.

[rockpapertheodore]

[sugoidekai]

[durbikins]

the fuck are you looking at? what’s down there

[browningtons-deactivated2018041]

[1anonyymous1]

“are u okay?” no i need more money

[nocnitsa]

Sea Ogre. Part of the Mythic Coast artwork trail at Cleveleys in Lancashire.

[85-rend]

[forgetful-nerd]

Peter Parker really went from a “don’t tell me what to do” 15 year old

To a “please, for the love of god, tell me what to do” 17 year old.

accurate representation of the teen to young adult transition

[fanonical]

grunkle stan: hey kids, wanna go fishing?

grunkle stan: i promise i'm not going to use it to work out any of my deep-seated issues!

[paledreamy]

THESE GLASSES HAVE SPECIAL LENSES WHICH TURN LIGHTS INTO HEARTS

edit: for everyone asking they’re called love lenses & they were $20 on lovelenses.com

[darknightwing]

Bitches really paying $20 for an astigmatism… its me, im bitches

[hotwreck]

Good news! They’re only $9 at the moment

[bitchin--wiccan]

THEY ACTUALLT WORK this changes everything

[lifeasisabella]

THESE MAKE LATE NIGHT WALKS AMAZING

The hearts are way clearer than you’d expect and they don’t mess with your vision too much to walk in them

[harrryhasmyheart]

this is how harry styles sees the world

[sensitivelilghost]

these seem like a truly necessary purchase

[everyone-loves-purple]

question, how do i wear these if i have glasses…?

[trippyhippe]

They’re pretty big so you can probably fit them over your glasses and they also work as a sick ass filter over your camera lens!

[alt-ctormy]

I just bought these impulsively

[toastbutteregg]

[thesassyducks]

These ten ducklings were found orphaned and they were brought to a pet duck called Stella who had just hatched nine of her own two weeks prior. She immediately claimed the ten as her own. 

via @thesassyducks​ instagram

(Source)

[kindness-and-sunshine]

she released those babies like a ramen flavour packet

[kelssiel]

love how stella swims over like “oh shit i must’ve misplaced these ten whole babies!”

[azzandra]

Love how the li’l ramen flavor packets swim over like ‘oh shit that must be mom, she’s mom-shaped’

[lurlur]

[flipocrite]

found-family speedrun

[scrubjayspeaks]

New offspring just dropped.