d o n 't p a n i c

[lucyslawforprincesses]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via itsthymee)

[ruinedchildhood]

[virtuality]

[moved-to-naltorians-blog]

[gayassjana]

I’m losing my SHIT

[psiotechniqa]

This is some magical shit

[theshitopinionsofsomeasswipeblm]

The sad thing is, I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot.

[psiotechniqa]

I would argue its the Kara person - because she doesn’t it. Mike is pointing out the obvious

[lesbianatlarge]

the obvious? what do you mean?

[psiotechniqa]

that she played ignorant, was treated accordingly, and that it was silly that she took offense over being deceptive about her understanding

[lesbianatlarge]

could you explain further? I’m not sure I understand your meaning

[sailordathomir]

I’ve never seen two murders in one post before.

[melonmemes]

Sweat Swote Swotten

[pyrosis]

ALSO

Remember how last year I made a post where I was aiming to make 120k(?) this financial year??

I’m about to smash 130k pre-tax (excluding my rental income) by end of June and it took me a while but eventually I worked out a routine that lets me do it while only working a 40hour week.

YESSS BITCH

Next year I’m going back to study on a scholarship program so I’ll be on like 54k and poor af but I honestly feel like I’ve already made it in life 😂 literally smashed all my childhood dreams by 24. I am pretty proud of my hustle tbh.

Gonna pop out a kid or something in two years when I have my second Master’s degree then reinvent myself with a business maybe. Feeling less lost but pretty jaded at this point.

[pyrosis]

So

I want to tell you this story because I don’t get to tell many people..

I still work at the strip club as a side gig (I’ve worked out how to navigate all the things I hate about it and almost enjoy my job at this point).

Last week I met this man. We talked a little, did business and then I realised that he was once one of my childhood idols. I used to watch him on TV and YouTube and he. paid. money. to. see. me. naked. I was so happy 😂🙌

Side note: he is actually one of only three respectful and non-delusional men I’ve met at the club in the last 18 months. Men are nuts.

Life goals are being met rn. 😂

[weavemama]

I’M SCREAMING AT HIS REPLY

[awwcutepets]

She saw her chance and took it

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via imjasondiamond)

[buttpoems]

[uze]

[stability]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[mediamattersforamerica]

A student who survived the Florida school massacre condemns anyone talking about “thoughts and prayers” at this point: “We’re children. You guys are the adults. You need to take some action and play a role.”

[thebestoftumbling]

big cats playing

[everythingtigers]

This isn’t just tigers obviously but I think it’s amazing how even though they aren’t the same species they recognise each other as a part of the cat family and play as they would with their own kin! So cute

[hallowedhorrors-deactivated2020]

This is the best thing I have ever seen in my life.

[danudaine]

I like how you can see the difference of a jaguar and an African leopard right next to each other *_*

[songofkeys]

I love how that one lion just walks right on in and flops into the pile