hi im mifs "Engineer Sex Noises" pyrovisionary

yet another funny tf2 sideblog! please read my fucking pinned post before you follow i swear to god

[pyrovisionary]

hey there heres my gay little pinned post

im mifs (they/them, 23), this is one of many of my sideblogs, i follow from @mifs teehee

i am very fucking bisexual so there will be like shirtless men here and nsfw text because of this just letting you know

unofficial king of texas toast likers society (lgbtf2) but i also am a frequent enjoyer of heavymedic, boots and bombs, swordvan, Et cetera

send me asks if you want to i love the public =)

thankyou for taking the time to read this fucking post ily

[kittycatblast]

one time years ago i downloaded a bunch of my little pony models for gmod and for some reason their eye textures got mixed in with a goggle-less engineer model i also had at the time

[pyrovisionary]

what if a white boy was quirky

[pyrovisionary]

spy from teamfortress is just like the eraserhead baby if you open his suit all his organs fall out

[pyrovisionary]

*pushing various levers and buttons on a huge machine as bubbles form in tubes and cogs in the machinery move rapidfire and steam hisses and after a few minutes an image of engineer from team fortress 2′s tits comes out of a little dot matrix printer on the side of the machine*

[hobotoboggan]

TF2 real names

Darryl Diapers

Larry Lunchbox

Hank Hotdog

Glasgow Greg

Bartholomew Bigarms

Tiberius Toolbox

Checkup Charlie

Sexual Steve

Mark Question

[hobotoboggan]

OK now for the Blue team

Randal Racecar

Tony Trenchfoot

Bryon Barbecue

Samson Swashbuck

Paul Peanut

Willy Workbench

Dennis Dentist

Tim Toenail

Hans Hmmm

[eggbagelz]

I just might turn to smoke, but I feel fine!

Obligatory valentines day post but make it engiepyro. Love is real but only for these freaks

[eggbagelz]

Guy who can only think abt team fortress goddamn 2 voice: it is funny how tf2 somehow balances between accidentally being a fantastically scathing critique of the industrial war complex [the manipulation of the mercenaries and their constant deaths in exchange for financial support, the dehumanising nature of being dumbed down to a codename, the inherent brutality and pointlessness of butchering each other for someone else's gain, the fact that the war itself is entirely pointless and done as a distraction, the essentially unresolved nature of it all] and a whole hearted and very american advocation for it [the generally questionable politics of games that go yeah this is about war but like don't worry about the consequences look at the cool weaponry, the regularly very colonialist and overbearingly white presence of characters like saxton hale or the mann brothers being in new mexico in the first place, the refusal to actually acknowledge the casual manipulation and cruelty of characters like the administrator for the sake of painting them in a sympathetic light, the general dont worry about it they're all happy and not changed by this experience in any way feeling of the ending of the comics, the painting of characters very obviously doing this to financially support their families as just having an inherent lust for violence, the non acknowledgement of what setting this story in the late sixties means for the characters and their pasts minus very occasionally glancing over heavy's backstory, I Could Go On] is actually kind of maddening

[bison2winquote]

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“God, I’m good at being an owl.”

- Sniper when the owl head is worn after a kill, Team Fortress 2 [Halloween mode] (Valve)

[jibunbosh]

me: i want the dev team currently running tumblr and the dev team currently running tf2 to switch jobs

genie: look i said i was the cool genie i said you could bring people back from the dead or make people fall in love with you or even wish for more wishes if you wanted. are you sure this is what you want to spend your last wish on

me: yea

genie: do you want me to throw in "teach the tf2 devs webdev and the tumblr devs gamedev" in. not an extra wish or anything just like, on the house

me: why would i want that

[didyougaming]

[dogpuppy]

[johnnysstars]

Everyone knows Heavy is featured in Poker Night at the Inventory, but did you know that Medic was supposed to be in the sequel? He got replaced for Sam from Sam and Max, but a few of his lines can still be read in the game files, here are a few that I love:

[mikadll]

in honor of the eagles winning tonight i am releasing the full, uncropped wip of Herbert From Philly. go birds

[pyrovisionary]

how we feeling about texas toast today your pyroness?

been a hot minute since ive been super into tf2 but god do i still love texas toast i miss them

[henstomper]

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