pyrrhic mental recovery era

pyrrhic || 18 || it/he/she/they

[foolfortune]

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[zeroblogshere]

me in planning stages of writing: this fucks. this is gonna be so fun.

me the minute i sit down to write: language is an unwieldy cudgel we use to beat the human experience to death in an attempt at ever communicating fully with another being. i wish intelligent life had never evolved. i want to go back to the cell stage like in spore

[magical-xirl-4]

Best Jumper is honestly my transmasc MOOD

[girls-with-boys-names]

okay,,, was anybody else ridiculously hyperfixated on Shugo Chara during their middle school years?? bc i definitely was and revisiting the series recently has been a LOT. anyways, i thought it’d be fun to redesign her as a cute Black punk girl because I really wanted to draw a cute pink afro °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

[hofuvu]

i haven’t seen any version with Nagihiko so i did one myself

[rararibbon]

Guardian girls who deserve the world

[soaptears]

I call this one “almost trans but not quite because the writers are cowards”

japanese culture is incredibly different and they probably wouldn't let these characters be explicitly trans so here’s to all the characters that are poorly written/couldve been trans icons!

[sigulary]

Utau, how very charming

[p0ply]

magical gorls

[writing-prompt-s]

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

[endreams-s]

Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?

Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.

Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok

[honeypressed]

Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts

Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes

Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks

[moonreflectioninthefragglepond]

A++ addition

[tetsuskitten]

Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they’re writing* babe, i’m not sure if this would actually work?

Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you’re doing great

[tigerliliesandcherryblossoms]

I LOVE THIS

[vmohlere]

Oh no, murder comedy is my jam

[laziestofthedreamers]

I love this, I love all of this, but quick question, does the author know? Like are they aware that their significant other is a serial killer or do they just think that they have a morbid sense of humor? It’d be even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly gullible, and on top of it they’re a horror or crime novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop or something so it’s completely normal for them to come home smelling like blood, no murders going on here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home from a long day at work.

Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed to get their first book published, with loving support from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all the murder scenes, and it’s a big hit. Enough so that a detective with the local police department has noticed some disturbing similarities to several active cases, including details that were never released to the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior and convinces him that there’s something to the theory, but it’s all circumstantial right now. He stakes out the author’s home and is super convinced that the author is the murderer, but they don’t seem to do anything??? Like they literally are at the house all day, that’s it. Most they do is leave for groceries.

So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the author for creative murder schemes, the author being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and finally the detective who is just so sure that the author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long enough he’ll FINALLY have proof.

[pamgkrthwrites]

Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go out so it gets sub what personal. 

“You need to stop seeing them. I think they are a serial killer.”

Serial killer breaths in. “Look-”

[ladyhavilliard]

…perfect

[outerspacekake]

I don’t like actual murder mysteries, but this is perfect

[yourpotatotwiceremooved]

THE ORIGINAL POST HOW DID I GET SO LUCKY

[serpant-of-heaven-deactivated20]

Oh my god I would watch/read the hell out of this shit

[ragingrainbow-deactivated202407]

Pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before but the addition of the detective and serial killer having a past and the detective trying to warn the serial killer about the writer is new to me and so perfect. I would read/watch the heck out of this is it were to exist as a book or show.

[xentricity]

it’s eggy!

likes >>> reblogs !!

[pyrrhicalevidence]

Your art is blessed and I would die for it

[kyarumaru]

Just my fav captions of Blue Diamond. Because she is gorgeous and deserves to be apreciated.

[almondi]

uwo

[straightboyfriend]

my cashier: anything else for you sir? me: uh, i. um sara bareilles in my head: i wanna see you be brave me: can i have some ketchup pls .

[soljua-deactivated20180215]

reasons i haven’t replied back:

- i’m socially exhausted - i don’t have the time right now - i don’t know how to reply - i have a bad memory and got distracted - i’m having a depressive episode and don’t have the energy to socialise

not reasons i haven’t replied back:

- i’m ignoring you just because - i hate you - i’m fed up with you - i don’t want to be your friend anymore

[couplesuggestions]

a lot of you guys ask us why your SO isn’t replying, remember this before you think the worst.

[bellatorinmachina]

[exac]

“this character did a problematic thing-” its a story helen, commonly including things like conflict and drama