hope is a weapon you are trained to wield

Zero | They/He (tme) | i am an IRL animation smear

[mametzwood]

JUSTICE FOR BIG CHALLENGES I LOVE YOU BIG CHALLENGES

[mutationgirl]

(having a good week) that’s right. the goal is to increase my baseline. make the spirals shallower until they spin lazily on the surface of the water, lose their suction. im not trying to fix it all at once, im trying to incrementally improve my way into something tolerable. and once im there maybe i can shoot for good

(having a bad week) and in my terrible forge i will temper the flames of ruin

[eternalgaylord]

collecting tweets

[eternalgaylord]

#vessel alert

that's right

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

thanks tvtropes I can always count on you to gas me up

[mochlus]

Disney is doing crazy things in the japanese mobile game sphere rn

[mochlus]

you may be familiar with disney twisted wonderland, the gacha game in which various disney villains are used as direct inspiration for handsome anime boys. well that game was so successful that disney is trying to do it again but this time they're just animeboyifying whatever

here's mickey, goofy, donald, and chip & dale. yeah they turned mickey & friends into anime boys. they're an idol unit or something. they're technically not anime boy versions of the source characters, they have different names. mickey's guy is "Neo Michel". not michael, michel, like he's french. chip & dale are "Ruska Moncrief" and "Ranka Monk", they have different last names, they're not brothers anymore so that they can be yaoibait instead, anyways this post isn't actually about these guys I'm just setting the stage for the actual humanizations I wanted to show you

They also did monsters inc. And. Well it's obvious from the designs who mike and sully are. but you will also notice. the blonde one on the left. with glasses. monsters inc is kind of famously about just the two guys so they didn't really have a lot of other non-villain characters to take anime boys inspiration from, I guess, so, well,

Yeah it's her. they made an anime boy version of the mean receptionist slug. her name is roz btw, as all of boygachagame twitter has become extremely aware of in the past 3 days as we speculated prior to the release of the full image who tf the third guy was. the anime boy's name is "noah slugger". at this point no parody of the types of things gacha games will make gijinkas of will ever be able to live up to what disney is officially spending their own real money on designing

[gay--dog]

was looking for something earlier and i didnt find it but i did find this thing so thats good

[inthefallofasparrow]

All you fools are gonna look super dumb when the Queen hobbles out on her walking stick in February, stops in a daze, topples forward and almost falls flat on her face, but at the last second does a forward somersault, jumps back up, and then cheerfully gives a bunch of children a tour of Buckingham Palace, during which she kills them off one by one, in order to choose which one will be the next queen.

[evanescencebutnottheband]

This didn’t age well

[inthefallofasparrow]

All you fools are gonna look super dumb when the Queen bursts out of her tomb, hobbles out of the chapel groaning 'Brains! Braaains!', her eyes glazed over, her flesh discoloured and rotting off the bone, and hungrily devours Charles, and Camilla too for good measure, then sits on the throne for another couple of decades as HRH The Zombie Queen of England, until someone returns all of the crown jewels to their rightful owners, thus breaking the undead curse.

[inthefallofasparrow]

All you fools are gonna look super dumb when the King hobbles down the aisle at the coronation, stops in a daze, topples forward, falls flat on his face, and dies instantly.

[inthefallofasparrow]

All you fools are gonna look super dumb when the King emerges triumphantly from his enlarged prostate surgery with his prostate now reportedly ten times larger than before and the envy of the entire monarchy, putting to rest any rumours of his abdication over how big of an asshole he is.

[inthefallofasparrow]

All you fools are gonna look super dumb when the Princess of Wales drives up to the gates of Buckingham Palace, emerges exhausted from the car, drenched in someone else's blood, climbs up the steps, and faints dramatically in Prince William's arms in front of the press.

[inthefallofasparrow]

All you fools are gonna look super dumb when the youngest cardinal at the Papal conclave, Ukrainian-born, 45-year old bishop, Mykola Bychok from Melbourne, Australia, is elected as the new Pope, then immediately begins radically challenging the traditions of the Catholic church, becomes directly involved in the political affairs of the Vatican, assumes control of the Secretariat of State of the Holy See, befriends a giant kangaroo, and then collapses during his first public appearance and ends up in a coma.

[inthefallofasparrow]

All you fools are gonna look super dumb when the White House announces that Trump isn't dead/dying, he just has Graft-versus-host syndrome. His hair implants have started rejecting the rest of his body and will slowly suck the life out of him, until he reluctantly lets Melania cut it all off. Thus, having lost the source of his powers, Trump will then be captured and blinded by the Democrats, before finally being crushed along with Congress when the Capitol Building collapses on top of them.

[inthefallofasparrow]

All you fools are going to look super dumb when Mitch McConnell is seen alive and well, silently chilling in sunglasses at a weekend party in his luxurious beach house at The Hamptons, while being carefully propped up by two of his hapless staffers.

[ceruleanheaven]

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

[translatingpoststogerman]

himmelblauerhimmel

ich bin immer ein falsches wort davon entfernt von all den leuten erschossen zu werden die mich erträglich finden

Notes:

In German, when someone is being shot, you have to specify whether they were merely wounded ("angeschossen") or shot to death ("erschossen").

[anonymousalchemistz]

I do like that given the opportunity to specify, you did choose to kill op

[translatingpoststogerman]

I assumed that's what op intended

[elksewer]

oh oo ohhh ooo oh

[3motionally3xhausted]

My contribution of PHM fanart that took me so much longer to finish than I wanted

[lycanthrowup]

Lovelace and grace met btw

[pankendev]

when a cartoon character has a little nutsack or dick visible at all times it might raise some eyebrows but is ultimately seen as funny & acceptable. on the other hand you couldn't make Crazy Frog with a cunt. one of society's great inequalities

[andreabandrea]

Kids today don't like spider-man because he's funny or heroic it's because he's the only relatable super hero because his life fucking sucks. He gets his ass beaten and goes home to an eviction notice and a daily bugle headline that says "spider-man cringe compilation"

[thehappysmiler]

[aswangpiss]

yeah

[perennimal]

my favorite coco panel ever of all time so far and two brave witches

[peekychu]

I just started playing Crystal and this tweet won’t leave my brain

[astriiformes]

To be quite honest with you all I do think that aro/ace-spectrum fans in fandoms where people are desperately inventing crossover ships and humanizing non-human characters in order to have a conventionally attractive guy to ship the main character with, instead of possibly having to enjoy a story with no romance in it, have the right to refer to everyone else as cowards.

[astriiformes]

Sorry you almost had to entertain the idea that people like me exist, I'm sure that was very painful for you.

[astriiformes]

This post has officially reached the "Let people enjoy things" crowd so I'm just going to come right and say it: Do I or do I not also count as a people.