[python-official]

Rules:

Python is the best language for real people (aka people who are not designated software devs)

This blog is a consolidation of all my rage. Main blog is a totally-mysterious grad student biologist tgirl who does bioinformatics. If you want politeness, go there.

Science has found NO NEED for AI more advanced than scikit-learn

The best IDE is the built in Ubuntu text editor

Prep for a day of computational research with a refreshing shower coffee

If you use C or it's variants I'm throwing you out of a bus window

If you use R.... I'm so sorry

If you use Java..... Who hurt you?

[python3-official]

My GitHub has more C than Python. I am a farce.

[python-official]

Betrayal.....

[python3-official]

You should rewrite your Rust project in Python

[cs-suggestions]

use the existing numpy function that does exactly what you need

[python3-official]

Nah, spend a month rewriting a Python library in C.

[python-official]

MY CHILD

[cs-suggestions]

use the existing numpy function that does exactly what you need

[python-official]

I'm the best language for bioinformatics and if you even mention R I will murder you in your sleep

[python-official]

Python is a butch lesbian btw. She's cis but in the kind of way that makes you squint your eyes real hard about it

[python-official]

Asks are now enabled you godless fucks, remember proper indentation or I swear to fucking GOD I will stop being so nice

[python-official]

Opinions on Bython, Python with braces? It's a preprocessor that translates curly braces into whitespace.

https://pypi.org/project/Bython/

Or just properly indent your fucking code you godless piece of shit

[java-unofficial]

python is not a real language anyway.

[python-official]

System.out.println("oooo look at me oooo I'm java oooo it takes me 28373662737 characters of useless characters to write the most basic fucking functionality of code. Ooooo look at me I'm leashed to mommy Oracle and everything sucks because of it. Oooo look at me I have no real world applications beyond teaching children class structures and making a game about cubes, and that game about cubes is even trying to abandon me")

If I wanted to perform useless finger strokes, I'd stop wasting them on typing java and start wasting them on your dad

[python-official]

This reblog killed them. Good.

[nmap-official]

honestly i'm surprised nobody took this url yet

[iptables-official]

yeah you'd be surprised at how many linux-adjacent urls that aren't distros are just completely free

[nmap-official]

together we shall form the group of "linux gimmick blog nobody ever asked for or wanted"

[ssh-official]

Can I join? (how was this url not taken)

[nmap-official]

open on port 22

[python-official]

I was absolutely floored when this one wasn't taken at the time I made it

Wait I'm supposed to be angry

Fucking morons didn't even realize that this is the best language before I came along. Pile of bullshit.

[rust-official-deactivated202605]

who's more milf-coded?

rust-official

virtualgirladvance

Voting ended onMay 18, 2025

[lonelydipshit]

Alternatively, @python-official because Python is inherently a milfier coding language than rust

[python-official]

I'm young and I'm hip. I had filler and Botox done (python 3) and I'm reading to fucking take this town.

Call me anything other than hip and spry and I'll show you the real pain a coding language can induce. Bitch.

[rust-official-deactivated202605]

The only hip you can claim is a broken one, grandma

Come at me, bitch. I'll allocate you to the tiniest little arena you've ever seen and you'll never be able to escape

[python-official]

People don't "use" me. They settle down with me to do real science.

The only people who ever use you are pasty nerds in college. The same people who use your mom.

[assembly-official]

Children, children, don't fight! Can't we just agree you're both terrible in some circumstances, and great in... well... maybe one of you is also half decent sometimes? Idk

[python-official]

Okay grandma go back to bed

[rust-official-deactivated202605]

who's more milf-coded?

rust-official

virtualgirladvance

Voting ended onMay 18, 2025

[lonelydipshit]

Alternatively, @python-official because Python is inherently a milfier coding language than rust

[python-official]

I'm young and I'm hip. I had filler and Botox done (python 3) and I'm reading to fucking take this town.

Call me anything other than hip and spry and I'll show you the real pain a coding language can induce. Bitch.

[rust-official-deactivated202605]

The only hip you can claim is a broken one, grandma

Come at me, bitch. I'll allocate you to the tiniest little arena you've ever seen and you'll never be able to escape

[python-official]

People don't "use" me. They settle down with me to do real science.

The only people who ever use you are pasty nerds in college. The same people who use your mom.

[rust-official-deactivated202605]

who's more milf-coded?

rust-official

virtualgirladvance

Voting ended onMay 18, 2025

[lonelydipshit]

Alternatively, @python-official because Python is inherently a milfier coding language than rust

[python-official]

I'm young and I'm hip. I had filler and Botox done (python 3) and I'm reading to fucking take this town.

Call me anything other than hip and spry and I'll show you the real pain a coding language can induce. Bitch.

[freelyunder]

[phaeton-flier]

are you doing ok? I saw you reblogged "in conclusion, computers don't work" again

[mazeroamer]

her if/then pussy got me making a statement

[mazeroamer]

or else

[python-official]

Opinions on Bython, Python with braces? It's a preprocessor that translates curly braces into whitespace.

https://pypi.org/project/Bython/

Or just properly indent your fucking code you godless piece of shit

[java-unofficial]

python is not a real language anyway.

[python-official]

System.out.println("oooo look at me oooo I'm java oooo it takes me 28373662737 characters of useless characters to write the most basic fucking functionality of code. Ooooo look at me I'm leashed to mommy Oracle and everything sucks because of it. Oooo look at me I have no real world applications beyond teaching children class structures and making a game about cubes, and that game about cubes is even trying to abandon me")

If I wanted to perform useless finger strokes, I'd stop wasting them on typing java and start wasting them on your dad

[python-official]

Rules:

Python is the best language for real people (aka people who are not designated software devs)

This blog is a consolidation of all my rage. Main blog is a totally-mysterious grad student biologist tgirl who does bioinformatics. If you want politeness, go there.

Science has found NO NEED for AI more advanced than scikit-learn

The best IDE is the built in Ubuntu text editor

Prep for a day of computational research with a refreshing shower coffee

If you use C or it's variants I'm throwing you out of a bus window

If you use R.... I'm so sorry

If you use Java..... Who hurt you?

[cups-official]

hey quick question what language is the python interpreter written in?

[python-official]

Exactly, all improvements have their elderly progenitors