❇🌠❇

Call me Jasper 😙

[shadio]

Don’t u. Ever. Get too. Comfortable

[xno-chill-memesx]

[swarnpert]

once a year i swallow my pride and listen to all of vessel by twenty one pilots

[valtsv]

me: could you pass the salt please?

my angel gf: sure *smites the couple sitting next to us in the restaurant and breaks a chunk off one of the pillars of salt left in their place before handing it to me*

me: baby we talked about this

[j0jin-deactivated20210309]

[paradoxicallaughter]

[spastichangman]

Me realizing I have one night to lose 10lbs

[doodlelikeme]

[we-are-going-to-hell]

I’m always here if you need to talk 💜

[godjustkillme]

I deserve to fucking

Die

[hydro-homies]

Showers

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

(ohhh here she comes) watch out bugs she’ll chew you up (ohhh here she comes) she’s an anteater 

[riley-coyotl]

Quality content

[wooyoungsrightsock]

I’m only here for this type of content

[miezyslaw-stilinski-deactivated]

Uno, dos, stress

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

speak softly and carry a big stick (in case you meet god)

[only-the-night-accompanies-me]

To shake at him? To threaten him? To FIGHT? As a walking stick in case he sends you on a quest (or whatever they call it in the bible)? For the religious aesthetic? The options are multitude.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

just in case 

[filmnoirsbian]

My mom: i gave birth to you, they had to cut you out of me after 12 hours of labor, i fed you from my own breast and you have the GALL not to do every single thing i ask, and to have your own personality???? I gave BIRTH to you

Me:

[sticktovourguns]

[shadow27]