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♡･ﾟ✧skreechy bat ☆ ♡･ﾟ✧ Joanne the manic pixie, death goon, art angel.

[kivaliszn]

Know the difference between being patient and wasting your time.

[lady-nounoum]

Odyssey

[writhe]

imagine like. getting married and then moving into your home together. going to bed bath and beyond. getting a nice toaster. ah, love. one day…..

[jrizzleoffthehizzle]

WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THIS

[seshrat]

so the cah pride pack has options for buying it “with glitter" and “without glitter” and knowing cards against humanity they just tip like 3 tablespoons of fucking glitter into the pack of cards and send it out

[seshrat]

this is absolutely what they’ve done

[uristmcdorf]

I did it to myself so you don’t have to

send help

[seshrat]

thank you for your sacrifice

[mypetufo]

love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole

[paleaged]

me: logs into gmail from a different computer

my phone, having a nervous breakdown: if you don’t confirm your identity in the next ten seconds i’m gonna shoot your whole family and then myself

[dualvoidanima]

‘on_my_way’

[theshitneyspears]

Gays explaining their Pride Month plans:

[tannenbergs]

asdkahsdaksdjhasjd

[arianagrandre]

a man: hi i-

me:

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

why are people 5’4 and under always full of unrelenting rage

[edgylizard-deactivated20181210]

closer to hell

[gendernihilistanarchocommunist]

i support all women in jail who killed their abusive boyfriend/husband.

[zsnes]

i have. a theory

[theclash]

the world at 3am: zzzzzz 💤😴🌙⭐️🌟💫✨🌌🌃

some dickman outside with his car or motorcycle: BROOOM VVRHRHRHHDHGGG BRBFHYDYGHHHHHUUUH HHHBBRBRRRRRRBRBFBFBFFFFTTTRRR….. ……… BRBRBRBRBREBRBFBRBR

[nervanaofficiai]

[gladosdark-deactivated20230529]

- Neon Genesis Evangelion - ~ Rebuild Tarot Cards (1/6) ~

[razors-n-roses]