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| thee one n only Maximilian |23| i speak mostly thru tags . i have a lot of feelings and im not good at being concise with them!! ur fav autistic unhappily-employed person

[pzwizard4days]

absolutely horrendous rain today which seems like just the right weather for my first day of WEEERKKKKK GODDDDDD IM NOT READY IM NOT READY UGHHHH

could not SEE my entire way home bro trying to keep a tight schedule and like. it’s all flooded. everything FLOODED FLOODED running in thru the back doors getting spiked up into my wheel wells bro im thinking ‘should i call and see if THEY wanna reschedule???’ which would’ve been for me mostly (bc it’s seriously going so hard i can’t see and this GMC has blind spots the size of jupiters storm) but now im like??? this is just another tiny lil restaurant inconveniently placed near the road; it’s prolly a goddamn swamp in there right nEOW.

prolly going in anyways tho already harassed my insurance agent for my damn insurance card (just haven’t had a physical copy since i renewed apparently🙃KMS) and he’s prolly in this shit too 😪😪 need to get the first shift out of the way and maybe just MAYBE i can stop shitting bricks whenever i have to leave the house 🤯🤩 plasma only two times a week and im liking these nurses too much im starting to get nervy around them tooo

anyways prays for the midwest and more prayers for canada we finally got down to 80s for AQI yesterday, hopefully this storm will wash out the dang atmosphere before it freakin floods my basement

anyways rvery1 look at my no fault run on treasure hunter hehehehe i used to be smart

[pzwizard4days]

flood inducing rains at 3pm GONE BY FOUR???? anyways that’s was gods sign i should stayed the fuck home like low freakin key yall my drive is not for the faint of heart; i should have em been stuck on a curb calling new job apologizing for MY shitty day changing plans. see this why i’m so mentally ill halfway thru typing that i went well this might’ve ben the universe’s way of saving me from (forget the minor accident getting me out of work) a Different kind of Shitty First Day. i mean im not ecstatic abt the possibility but before i can ever be upset abt something ive like. already rationed through it. and now im just the dummy crying like okay emotions done clear my sinuses now.

[pzwizard4days]

absolutely horrendous rain today which seems like just the right weather for my first day of WEEERKKKKK GODDDDDD IM NOT READY IM NOT READY UGHHHH

could not SEE my entire way home bro trying to keep a tight schedule and like. it’s all flooded. everything FLOODED FLOODED running in thru the back doors getting spiked up into my wheel wells bro im thinking ‘should i call and see if THEY wanna reschedule???’ which would’ve been for me mostly (bc it’s seriously going so hard i can’t see and this GMC has blind spots the size of jupiters storm) but now im like??? this is just another tiny lil restaurant inconveniently placed near the road; it’s prolly a goddamn swamp in there right nEOW.

prolly going in anyways tho already harassed my insurance agent for my damn insurance card (just haven’t had a physical copy since i renewed apparently🙃KMS) and he’s prolly in this shit too 😪😪 need to get the first shift out of the way and maybe just MAYBE i can stop shitting bricks whenever i have to leave the house 🤯🤩 plasma only two times a week and im liking these nurses too much im starting to get nervy around them tooo

anyways prays for the midwest and more prayers for canada we finally got down to 80s for AQI yesterday, hopefully this storm will wash out the dang atmosphere before it freakin floods my basement

anyways rvery1 look at my no fault run on treasure hunter hehehehe i used to be smart

[pzwizard4days]

onto breaking dawn (almost referred to it as breaking bad multiple times to bae but REGARDLESS) ; what the FUCK is up w Jacob’s emo assss chapter titles like okay i GUESS im fine w him narrating (he’s miserable and he OUght to be) but like whaaaat in the sophomore FOB album brother:

i’m crying every one of these is golden. also justice for pre menopausal leah poor girl surrounded by bitchass men and she’s soooo hung up on jackasSam she doesn’t know it don’t have to be this wayyyyy you will fiiiind ur lesbian soulmate queen (does Meyers even write an ending for this leah or does she imprint on a toddler too)

[pzwizard4days]

someday… on this page next to the complete stranger things rewrite/at least 3 thesis essays on ML/ everywhere yellowjackets went wrong in s3, there will be a thesis essay on twilight… and whatever mental illness this series gave all those poor millennial women… finished eclipse im so FUCKINGG TIREDDDD LIKE WHAT WAS THAAAAAAT

basically scream typed at least two pages of that essay to a friend about exactly how HORRIBLE the final corner of that love triangle’s kiss was like. THIS IS WHY I BOTHERED READING. i wanted to know FOR ME that bella NEVER LOVED that whiny bitchass FREAKASS MANIPULATOR WOLF BOY and the entirety of eclipse was literally just him GUILTTRIPPING HER!! and i was FUCKING RIGHT!!!! not even like??? narrative decisions to obscure how much she actually cared: SHE ONLY WANTED HIM TO BE HER FRIEND!!! the ONLY real ass friend she’s made in this town (bc, after new moon, ofc nobody’s gonna fw this chick she’s off the rails let her be) and all he wanted past his transformation was HER ASSSSSS. like i get the mormon underscore of like, he isn’t actually being sexually pushy. but HE HAS HIS HANDS ON HER. ALL THE FUCKING TIME. i mean basically everyone does but HES THE WORST. and even past the point of accepting he wont steal her heart, he goes onto to guilt and pull her towards him out of HISSSSSS SELFISHNESSSSS. i don’t CAREEEE IF ONE PERSON CAN LOVE TWO PEOPLE!!!! THAT MALE POSSESSIVENESS!!!!!

okay i get it. it’s just authors wet dream bro. it’s not that big a deal. EXCEPT THAT KISS!!!!! can ONLYYYYY READ AS ASSAULT. i will rest my case here while i slap up a border for this screamy ass post. this lit a fire under my ass dude like what an insane fucking final 100 pages. unFATHOMABLE. i can’t keep going im gonna leave this for the essay

[nikoco11]

thought this was cute ^^

[nebbeli]

kris's gallery

[devirtua]

for a moment, it was as if all the darkness had been blown away.

[mrsmp28]

flowers blooms in yo hearts🤤

[crow-keys]

I’m going through a heatwave therefore krusie must also go through a heatwave

[itsybitsyjoltik]

we can’t keep letting him get away with this

[pzwizard4days]

autism sure is the best radio yall. like yeah i got to have my earbuds in for an uninterrupted 25min after two hours of being talked at in line today, but BOY OH BOY 12 WHOLE ASS HOURS LATER ITS STILL MOTHERFUCKIN Sen de yaz, yaz, yaz, bi' kenara yaz bütün sözlerimi/Yanılırsam çık karşıma, göster kendini

like truly for the love of FUCK does this shit ever turn off on its own??? i might’ve had abt 3 hrs in complete silence so maybe that’s the problem but ON AND ON THE BRAIN RADIO REPEATS UTSELF

[molabuddy]

please. im so nosy.

[molabuddy]

addition which is maybe more pressing and also has been true since chapter 4. PLEASE

[pzwizard4days]

texted my mom telling her i’m finally getting around to reading twilight and she don’t GAF FOR WHATTTTTTTT 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩like im being the BEST CHILD I CAN BE im engaging YOUR INTERESTS im not telling you anything about MY PROBLEMS the LEAST you could do is MAKE A STATEMENT!!!!! i get a THUMBS UP REACTION to my text message like i get it you’ve got two dogs for children now i should APPRECIATE them taking OUR PLACES

like this therapist worthy information someone needs to hear this and give me some compelling statements on my mothers diagnosis. that is what i NEED

[pzwizard4days]

onto new moon, i’ve accepted that my mom is actually not media literate or imaginative enough to even. understand twilight. like she was fs the crowd that just wanted to fantasize abt devotion and true love or wtv like. she did not understand this clumsy autistic queen. i mean bella’s decision making is a whole other post i got too tired to make but i thoroughly understand this girl

[pzwizard4days]

not to be Different and all that but i am that rainbow haired bitch at the plasma clinic. laughing in the corner reading twilight for the first time and shaking violently from the cold saline coming back. there is turk rock jamming in my shit ASS skullcandy earbuds i stole from my brother. yes i have one tattoo. the shittiest pencil lookin ass doodle of a cloud. yes we are now discussing jordan peeles filmography lineup. i bring the flavor to wtv room im in maybe thats all im meant to be now

[pzwizard4days]

texted my mom telling her i’m finally getting around to reading twilight and she don’t GAF FOR WHATTTTTTTT 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩like im being the BEST CHILD I CAN BE im engaging YOUR INTERESTS im not telling you anything about MY PROBLEMS the LEAST you could do is MAKE A STATEMENT!!!!! i get a THUMBS UP REACTION to my text message like i get it you’ve got two dogs for children now i should APPRECIATE them taking OUR PLACES

like this therapist worthy information someone needs to hear this and give me some compelling statements on my mothers diagnosis. that is what i NEED

[feldfrog]

My buddy lost his job to AI. It was his job to chug thousands of gallons of water at a data center

[pzwizard4days]

i really need a therapist. or a team of people honestly. why does everything cost so much money