Yummers

I forgot how to mimic human behaviour

[homunculus-argument]

There's a direct correlation between how embarrassing and/or undignified some specific cause of death would be, and how much potential it has for a cool name for a punk band. Consider:

human error

sheer incompetence

rabid pigeons

liquid shits

drowned in shit

chainsaw castration

chinchilla attack

autoerotic electrocution

[redstonedust]

(badly flirting) babygirl are you an angel from heaven? would you like to become one.

[gotyouanyway]

anything u think about YOUR life after 10pm is bs to be ignored. anything u think about a character’s life after 10pm should be posted about online and expanded on for paragraphs. :)

[woolandflax]

Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-

[woolandflax]

Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me

[woolandflax]

My beloved son 䨻龘 just trying to write his name in kindergarten

[inthefallofasparrow]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[qalyshhh]

Tadc ending holy shit

[byjove]

I avoid heights and it’s not because I’m afraid of heights, it’s actually the opposite. The call of the void gets a little too loud.

[gregtom]

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

Happy Pride

[why-bless-your-heart]

Today I cried a little bit because I remembered that when Beethoven conducted his ninth symphony for the first time he got a standing ovation and one of the sopranos had to turn him around to see the audience. 

[why-bless-your-heart]

I have never recovered from this illustration by Scott Cameron for Barbara Nichol’s “Beethoven Lives Upstairs.”

[malglories]

😭😭😭

[sweaterkittensahoy]

trust the sopranos to claim credit for the work of a contralto.

[the-haiku-bot]

trust the sopranos

to claim credit for the work

of a contralto.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[byjove]

your life is too easy. you need to go to the nearest animal shelter and adopt the first tortoiseshell cat you see

[qalyshhh]

It’s not finished yet but idgaf

[somie]

Bloody Creatures (dr/krusie comic)

+ bonus

[nikoisme]

Being obsessed with your own ocs is so so good for you i seriously can't recommend it enough

[nikoisme]

The only downside is that you have to do Everything around here

[tuherrus]

you don't even have a dog

[ravmycupine]

The more things change, the more things stay the same....

[homomachines]

let's kill the sun, kristopher

[byjove]

guy who runs a tea house in Boston and just paid an extortionate amount of money to the East India Company for a chest of tea watching a bunch of white boys dressed like caricatures of Native Americans storm the ship and dump all the tea in the harbor on a random December day in 1773:

[gronknuts]

rocky hunting grace while hes working like heh. going to pull big prank on grace. stupid human hearing so bad very bad and only 'see' with light-sense organ in one direction at a time. eridian best hunter on all erid, evolved best hunting veeeery quiet. scare grace a lot. very funny.

rocky is HORRIFIED mid stalk when grace suddenly stiffens and turns around to stare directly at him. HOW GRACE DO THAT HOW GRACE KNOW HOW GRACE KNOW