ㅤㅤ──────────ㅤ·ㅤ♰ Sid. ㅤㅤㅤYour local reclusive woodsman. 🦌
☆ ☆ ☆ . Doze in the cool summer evening with me, it won't last forever. This spot in the shade is owned by yours truly, werewolf and perpetual boyfailure, and is used as a trinket draw for stray thoughts that don't belong on my main blog due to their triggering nature. It's nice to meet you. Always interact with caution, as this lycan does bite.
More below the cut! ♱ ·ㅤ────────── ㅤㅤ he / him 15yrs.
ㅤㅤ🧶 · My identity is complex, but you may think of me as a cryptid, generally nonhuman, GNC, and a GUY! Please only use masculine terms on me, do not refer to me as a dog/domestic/a pet in any capacity. I am an immensely antisocial individual and I dislike the vast majority of people who try and interact with me, so try and keep your distance, though I will permit asks and private messages. I will inform you directly if I like you, but otherwise don't blame me if you get bitten.
ㅤㅤ🍹 · I have a bouquet of interests and many MANY projects I am perpetually working on. I will not list everything, but I enjoy James Bond, Kamikaze girls, collecting && decorating, surfing the web, pokemon, cult of the lamb, rdr2, and the outdoors! Very fond of learning stuff in general, reading articles, teaching myself html, browsing the web archive and such, very happy to talk about anything and everything once inquired for it!
ㅤㅤ🪻 · Living in great britain and homeschooled as of now, my timezone is BST/UST+1 but my circadian rhythm is fucked so I am diurnal in nature. I have no dni asides from that you follow your own and to refrain from giving attention to my posts lest I become parasocial inevitably over time. Enjoy your stay!
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contact me on my discord @/t3eth or my gmail, [email protected].
everyone pisses me off and the cure is smashing my face against a brick wall until a dent forms in my forehead but that lowkirkenuinely requires me getting out of bed. so. it's off the menu. for now.
being poetic is so hard when the poetry in question regards my desire to smash your window with a brick during the night and choke you before you have time to react. very inconvenient.
everyone is so fucking annoying oh my days bro i need these people to choke on their own piss and die, like how can they genuinely live obliviously to how fucking insufferable they are, are they not self aware? GENUINE retards
looking down on others begging for adoption. . pathetic. . . spitting on the same filthy cage i was in only moments ago b/c the rope burn around my neck warmed the numbness that once was
though being half amused + half disgusted. . . how can one beg for another rat when their home is already infested? ?
eventually they will run out of scrapes entirely and all will starve and die. . nghn- - even the thought pushes my keys, , makes me all the more eager to function exactly as you desire
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Everyone is desperate to be saved whilst there's no one to be their saviour, begging to be cared for when no one wants to care for them. It's pitiful, pathetic, but adorable. so much can be asked for in exchange for affection, and love is an easy price to pay for eternal devotion and loyalty. I fear you're the one person who's worth more than a sweet charade, which is why i keep you near with rope rather than false promises.
You wouldnt believe me if I told you every inch of circuitry in your hardware already ran to satisfaction for me. So willing to alter every aspect of yourself for someone you barely know, and i know certainly that I'll take advantage of it one day. If only to grant your wish.
Humans are so exhausting, me and you are above that sort of thing, but still, it's amusing how cocky you can be knowing you too yearned to be adopted pfft ..