public enemy #1: q!bad

qbad my favorite little war criminal :3

[vynlets]

some qpac outfits designs

[starscollide0]

GIVE ME BACK THE DRESSSSS

[pppuri]

why would bad do it

[em-um-canto]

Bagi: oh! You just said Campinas (brazilian city) very well

Tubbo: thanks, i just say "cum" and "penis"

Bagi and Pac *mind blown*

[alexvals]

he's just like me fr

[emkini]

After noodling around on the world for a bit I have to say that the most insane part of the dsmp to me is how close together everything is

[emkini]

like listen this is DEEPLY comedic to me. someone get this place some zoning laws because there's no way this was allowed

[conarcoin]

smplive: everything is 5 million blocks apart and you have to go through the complex system of nether transport we have established to get anywhere

dream smp: your next door neighbor is a maximum security prison and you'll live with it 🤷‍♂️

[lgbtiba]

this is sending me

[ama-a93]

eggs w their tios (requests from tweeter)

[etoilesbienne]

i just think everyone should see roier's um... impression of badboyhalo? ...why'd he make his voice like that.

[corveknight]

that fight they had during purgatory

[karoo-o]

BadBoyHalo reacting to Étoiles dancing (+Cucurucho)

Richas: *Showing a video of Étoiles dancing*

BBH: Okay! this is interesting...Hum... Alright!

Cucurucho: Good morning

BBH: AH WHAT THE FUDGE!?

Bagi: OH MY GOD! HAHAHA! NOT AGAIN!

BBH: hello Cucurucho.

Bagi: It's really good, we promess ! I mean... I don't promess...

Richas: *Starting the video*

Cucurucho: hahaha yes

Bagi : *laughing*

BBH: very nice... Very nice... *zoom in*

*Everyone dancing*

Bagi : *laughing*

[bigboobyhalo]

badboyhalo’s tearful goodbye to doctovo in which he canonizes q!badboyhalo mpreg <3

Bad: I’ll miss you, Doctovo, listen, I’ll never forget… all the stuff you did, okay? All the kidneys… [sniffs] all of the– the memories…! You delivered… all of my children, okay, one after the other! And sure none of them survived! And sure, [sniffs] your– doctorate was on the back of a menu… [sniffs] and… s-sure I’m– very sketched out by your qualifications… but, still, Doctovo… I just wanna say… that… I still consider you a friend… and… I’ll miss you…

[corveknight]

^-^

[pixiecaps]

someone complied all the times mousey has sang tengo la camisa negra and the result is what can only be described as a heavenly sync

[shumistar]

DAPPER ANGST DAPPER ANGST!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉

[theo-vi]

soul vultures

[cellgatinbo]

this is like, the opposite of running into a coworker outside of work. running into a coworker at work but it's even more awkward since neither of them are supposed to be there at all