Fuck If I Know Mate

Mothman Is Real And He Fought Me Behind A Denny's at 3 am

[daisyjazzridley]

*male celebrities worrying about getting their career ruined*

all of us:

[hotsenator]

me whenever i have a cold: i can’t remember the last time i could breathe out of my left nostril…it must have been 14 years ago when i was a child on the farm..life was simpler back then….. i remember the sound of the creek over by that big rock.. when papa came home from the town bearing fresh yeast for ma to make bread with, i breathed in the crisp fall air through both nostrils before heading into the kitchen, where i could smell all of our spices 

[jpeg-ghost-deactivated20190603]

i hear a frog outside……….. i wish i could see what he looked like.

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artist rendition

[winemom-culture]

Me: *is feeling bad* Also me: *can’t think of a way to make it funny* Brain: can’t talk about it then

[cryptidw00rm-archive]

buoys

[sweetoothgirl]

VEGAN BANANA FOSTER PANCAKES

[halleycomets]

confession: i am Not sick of uptown funk at all i still throw down every single time i hear it and will for the entire rest of my life. catch me at 100 years old hearing “DUP. DUT DOODOOT DUT DOODOOT,” launching out of my wheelchair and screaming WOOAHHH THIS HIT THAT ICE COLD

[thwipped]

regarding all the hooplah about my work being reposted without credit: this is why. i really prefer retweets and reblogs, but if you must repost, this is what citing the creator had the power to do. removing us from the equation is denying us proper exposure to potential clients when this is the only means of income we have.

[the-real-seebs]

pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of sex education. we’ll do it properly. public: applause pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of snow plowing. we’ll do it properly. public: confused applause

[traceytonight]

[wiiuapologist]

pornhub: chaotic good

[sundercity]

[m86-deactivated20171116]

what timeline is this

[unfollovving]

pornhub doing a better job than Trump/America

[clevelandslair]

somewhere in all this bad pornhub is out here doing so much good

[cryptidw00rm-archive]

bevbevbevbev

[qhosthunter]

I’m moving blogs !!

Hey so I’m moving blogs but I’ll still have this one around I just won’t be using it anymore

New blog is: @angry-mothman if we’re mutuals please follow me there I don’t wanna lose any of you !

[aquacitys]

academic success is not the most important thing in my life, i tell myself as i’m having a breakdown because of academic success, the most important thing in my life

[tomhiddletson]

she’s beauty she’s grace she’s in love with aliens and space

[40screamingfrogs]

she’s gorgeous, she’s seductive; she wants to be abducted

[1st-1]

she’s intelligent - she’s priceless, she’s having an extraterrestrial crisis

[futureperfectjohn]

she’s brilliant, she’s wise; she’s an alien in disguise

[latinaballerina27]

She’s mischievous and smart, that alien has my heart

[mrmadhatter]

She’s wild, she’s free, she’s the only alien for me

[amazing-ghost-cookie]

She’s the moon, she’s the stars, all she wants is to live on Mars

[1st-1]

She’s bold, she’s hip, she wants to ride in a rocket ship

[zenxenophilia]

She’s cool, she’s hot, she’s a genuine, bonafide astronaut

[lilkittynellie-deactivated20240]

She’s near, she’s far, she shines brighter than the stars

[warios-worl]

she’s here, she’s there, she’s a galactic extraordinaire

[1st-1]

she’s smart, she’s kind, she’s the alien on my mind

[valtsv]

me, after indulging in a new obsession so completely i let it consume my every waking moment:

[beyonseh]

[stefanigaganotta-deactivated202]

Paris: “yah”

[enterheavenalive]

Nicole Richie taught me how to be a friend

[spacepetals]

nicole: aries, leo, sagittarius, scorpio, capricorn, aquarius, gemini paris: virgo, pisces, cancer, libra, taurus

[ithelpstodream]

[ithelpstodream]

i can’t believe all the people losing their shit over this post are the same people who make ‘triggered’ jokes.

[an-alchemy-of-errors-deactivate]

Here’s the thing.

If you at all monitor your language based on your audience—avoiding curse words in front of kids, using bigger words in front of your boss—you obviously care about the impression your words give people. 

Do you avoid talking about the attractive sex after your bestie’s breakup? Congratulations, friend, you’re being a decent human being.

Your friend wishes you call them Charlie instead of Charlotte. It’s just a nickname. Would you say “No, your birth certificate says Charlotte so I’m calling you Charlotte?”

Your co-worker tells you that he gets extremely uncomfortable when you clap him on the shoulder, due to a creepy uncle who did the same thing. Do you make a point to clap him on the shoulder every time you see him?

It is really not that difficult to be “politically correct.” It does not mean that you must eliminate all opinions completely, it merely means—at a basic level—that you should attempt to be aware of your audience and how your words and actions affect them. 

Don’t call it being “PC,” if you must. Call it being “aware and empathetic.” Being a human with decency and respect for other people, cultures, and experiences.

[ithelpstodream]

^boom. couldn’t have said it better myself.

[farmsuggestion]

ive said it before and ill say it again

yehaw