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35/Sask/bi/Swiss This is a shitposting blog.

[gotylocks]

Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

[elorein]

[tieflingkisser]

[lesbianslimefriend]

here's where to find it on windows 10

[victusinveritas]

Meet Pando, not a forest but a single tree. Every trunk of the Quaking Aspen is genetically identical & connected by a single 80,000 year old root system, making it one of the largest and oldest living entities on Earth!

[foone]

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to walk through the body of a God?

[cutest-silly-nb]

inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually

[cutest-silly-nb]

this is the funniest thing i've read all day

[despazito]

[apatheticfluorescence]

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

[headspace-hotel]

Shakespeare is like this

[insufferablepirate]

Every time I see a Van Gogh that’s not one of his better known pieces it absolutely blows me away

Have you seen this shit my liege? smh unreal

[pixelguzzler]

Had a benedryl dream last night that brands could trademark emotions and it ended with a woman proposing to her girlfriend by saying "will you make me the Amazon™ Happiest woman in the world?"

[plaguedocboi]

Gocey shopping

[mewwon]

the vivid sensory-memory of sucking water out of a washcloth as a child

[hungwy]

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat]

the other night I dreamt that ao3 got a new number go up button titled "jorked it"

[desert-love]

[a-book-of-creatures]

When you see an adolescent saguaro 👍

[northshorewave]

Handing the Google executive currently chained in my basement a piece of paper that reads "Shall I end your torture?" with one checkbox that reads "No" and another that reads "Maybe later."

[great-and-small]

Don’t mind me just thinking about the hole in the middle of the United States where Chipping sparrows refuse to fuck

[great-and-small]

[official-ornithology-posts]

Official ornithology post

[tomb-of-madeline]

Stories of Elf World