[terraswallows]

Girls will be like "I love my dog" and it's just a whole lesbian.

[jadedwoman]

Pulling down my top and revealing my deep sweaty cleavage mid argument. Silencing your pretty head as you just drool and stare away at my soft boyboobs. It's okay to lose yourself to them dear, you don't need to be smart. Just be a dumb titty obsessed slut for me, it makes you nice and corruptable<3

[kisseism]

you're soooooo in love with me it makes you stupid. and also touch yourself at inappropriate times

[hunter-creature]

Remember, if you discover someone has a crush on you it's your duty to force her to admit it then make her beg for more of your attention until she is hopelessly addicted to you

[newtid]

terrible comic day terrible comic

[petulantpony]

makes a weird little noise to indicate that i want you to touch me inappropriately

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

the princess and the penis

she is so delicate that her tiny penis cannot be felt

[eightblownglass]

but another princess is so soft and sensitive that she is able to feel it, even under alllllll the layers of big poofy dress....

[zooliminology]

An old photo was discovered in non-Project archival records. It appears to be an aberrant form of Prince in an area yet to be discovered by staff. The photo's visual noise denotes the presence of ionizing radiation.

[lillihammerdown]

Seeing a moot like a hornypost, ESPECIALLY if their blog isn't NSFW is so so cute. Like aww sweety you're hiding from them but it's our little secret? So so cutes

[nekomimidusteon]

you wouldn't download a catgirl. and then delete the files that hold her clothing so she's stuck naked. and then tweak her parameters so she has to follow everything you say. you wouldn't do that to a poor innyacent catgirl, right.,.,.,..

[fishboykissesboys]

i want to be someone's porn puppy... film me while you're fucking me, make me post pictures of myself. watch as everyone objectifies me and get off to knowing that i'll only ever entertain your advances... film yourself touching me while i sleep and make people pay money to see it, and use that money to buy me pancakes and treats after for being such a good boy !!

[happyroadkillart]

Vixen's origin story

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[theshinysnivy1]

[moponpompom]

hey i noticed that when you called your pokemon back int its ball the red energy kind of wrapped around it shibari-style and it moaned instead of the normal thing

[moponpompom]

Sorry everyone it’s about klingklang

[blumineck]

I have done some weird trickshots, and some difficult trickshots, but that last one is the most of both I’ve ever put together!

[microposting]

your adventuring buddy is like "here I got a fairy in this cage in case we need healing" and you're like "WOAH what are you doing you cant be pissing off fairies" and they go no look and the fairy is in the cage blushing and giggling and going noooo im so tiny and helplessssss