Acquired Stardust
taylor price
cherry valley forever
Kiana Khansmith
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Not today Justin
Kaledo Art
Claire Keane
AnasAbdin
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shark vs the universe
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izzy's playlists!
styofa doing anything
@theartofmadeline
YOU ARE THE REASON
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Love Begins
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@qillespen
I got home from the climbing gym and went to hop in the shower, and there was a horrible awful house centipede in there!! The water was already running and I’d already taken my clothes off so I had to fight that wretched beast as naked as the day I was born (Twas no match for scrubbing bubbles shower cleaner and a paper towel but still)
ANYWAYS, moral of the story is I now know how Transformers feel when they see a scraplet
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 4 POLL 6
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Soundwave (Transformers)
Dr. Ivo “Eggman” Robotnik (Sonic the Hedgehog)
PROPAGANDA:
[Soundwave]
"He's a single father of five, surely there is space for another one."
"Do you SEE those hips?
He’s already got kids, he needs more. Especially to make up for the one who died.
Do you SEE that waist?
Evil. But like, I can fix him.
His husband (Megatron) left him for the Autobots and he can get pregnant as revenge."
"He already has a lot of kids but deserves more after dealing with the rest of the Decepticons stupidity and carrying their entire faction on his back. Also, specifically for the TFE version of Soundwave: look me in the eye and tell me he doesn’t look like he needs to get pregnant. There’d probably be a dozen different characters that’d fight over getting this man pregnant. It’d be funny to watch."
"He’d be good at it and I think it would bring him happiness. Plus a good chunk of the fandom likes to make it how the cassettes are made so why not?"
Soundwave propaganda from last season
[Eggman]
"he has a lot of robo-kids and a lot of ppl prefer him mpregged, then Stone."
"He didn't win last year and I need him pregnant. I think he should win so he can carry his and Stone's baby, because obviously the only person smart enough to carry his kids is himself."
"He’s Eggman, it’s in the name."
Eggman propaganda from last season
Vibes for the newest chapter of Perfect Harmony:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/83705921/chapters/227069481
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Prowl:
Sideswipe, after being caught for a prank:
Jazz, realizing he may be catching feelings for Prowl:
Elita, also realizing Jazz is crushing on Prowl:
Prowl again:
hbo max blocks screenshots even when I use the snipping tool AND firefox AND ublock which is a fucking first. i will never understand streaming services blocking the ability to take screenshots thats literally free advertising for your show right there. HOW THE HELL IS SOMEBODY GONNA PIRATE YOUR SHOW THROUGH SCREENSHOTS. JACKASS
somewhere out there is a guy who meticulously takes screenshots of every individual frame of his favorite tv shows and then painstakingly etches each one onto a roll of film which he puts into his old timey projector and recreates the footage as a silent film with his own lavishly hand-lettered dialogue cards and original score that he plays on his upright piano and charges audiences one shiny penny a play. at last, big media has finally outsmarted ol' Zachary Zoetrope
PSA for everyone who doesn't know, explained simply
this is NOT because of blocking screenshots, it's because of HOW streaming sites use your computer's hardware to optimise performance, which means the thing rendering the video and the thing capturing your screen aren't the SAME thing. so they can't talk together.
you can fix this by going to your browser settings, searching for "hardware acceleration", and turning that off.
This also fixes screen sharing to other screens. It has been GODSEND
type this in the toolbar to find this setting in firefox: about:preferences#searchResults
ol' Zachary Zoetrope is back in business!
when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written
please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy
Like to charge, reblog to cast.
This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.
When the terrible thing you’ve been aggressively foreshadowing finally happens
I asked my work wife what her alt-mode would be if she was a Transformer, and without hesitation, she said “definitely a forklift”
Has this been done yet?
https://archiveofourown.org/works/83705921/chapters/223503956
Jazz: trying to talk their group out of trouble
Prowl and Perceptor:
How it feels seeing all the transformers getting out into the newest @need-him-pregnant-poll round
tumblr I swear to god if your ads on mobile keep opening popup webpages because my FINGER touched them while I was SCROLLING because they are SO BIG that they FILL THE SCREEN AS I SCROLL PAST THEM I am going to MANIFEST SNAKES IN YOUR WALLS
if the PAGE-FILLING ADS on your INFINITE SCROLLING MOBILE APP register FINGER MOVEMENT as ANYTHING OTHER THAN SCROLLING I am LEGALLY PERMITTED to HUNT YOU for SPORT
Writing cute, heartwarming scenes, knowing that I am 1-2 chapters from ripping it all away in the most devastating manner possible
A highlight of this chapter:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/83705921/chapters/220780336
https://archiveofourown.org/works/83705921/chapters/220780336
Prowl: “oh no, I have a crush on Jazz. I hope nobody notices”
Elita:
Um…
Brother, what? They’re robots. They ain’t got gender.
Also they’re gay. It’s tagged M/M
so embarrassing to watch yourself become obsessed with a character that feels tailor made for you specifically to become obsessed with. feels like i fell into a trap made just for me. like damn they got me. those are all the things i like and go crazy for
Every time I say to myself I’m gonna write a short one-shot, just smack me. It’s impossible. It’s not a one-shot, and it’s not short, because I’m a sick woman who gets dopamine from giant space robots holding hands and falling in love
Holding myself at gunpoint to avoid writing ANOTHER 100K word fic, but whatever, go my jazzprowl meetcute
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Summary:
En route to Iacon to start his new life, Jazz offers a helping hand to a struggling Praxian. He doesn't think much of it at the time, but to Prowl, it means the world.
Jazz saved his life. It's no wonder he falls for the mech. Now, if only he can figure out how to overcome his abysmal lack of social skills, and ask him on a date.
