Unqualified

[the-big-mood]

[wizardshark]

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

[sexshopshenanigans]

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

[scottsumrners]

[happifying-things]

massage bed

[tiktoks-we-like]

[tiktoks-we-like]

[everythingfox]

When the tunnel is out the party never ends

[numbaoneflaya]

Everyone says who you first marry in skyrim says a lot about you but i married that homeless guy in windhelm the Once Honored guy w the bald ass head bcs I read that unless u do he dies in the civil war and so i married him thinking i could divorce him on friendly terms and help him get back on his feet  but you cant get divorced i learned too late and he keeps asking my DB for a gold coin every day despite living in her house and yelled at meeko and then i met serana and fell in love thinking i could marry her if I got old baldy out of the picture bcs he never even changed out of his raggedy ass robes anyway so lure him into the small room in lakeview manor and close the doors so the kids dont see and one hit mercy kill him but the kids hear anyway and start screaming and the bard hears too and attacks me and I have to kill the bard and the kids are still screaming. but every time i come back the bodies wont despawn so theres just my dead homeless husband and bard in the house making the kids cower in the corner so i cast reanimate and try to walk my husband outside but that just makes things worse bcs hes making those zombie moans and as SOON as i load outside the door he turns into a giant ass zombie ash pile and goes “thank….. you….” so the rest of the game I just had my dead bald husbands goo ashes right on the front steps of my home and Seranas not even marriable 

[dungeondaddy69]

[thenatsdorf]

Learning to play Magic with the boys. (via relaxedhoodiebean)

[stars-in-mine-eyes-deactivated2]

HELP HIM YOU MONSTERS HE’S CONFUSED

[niuniente]

Unbothered.

[justcatposts]

I won’t let you be grumpy.

credit: @riepoyonn

[thesassybunnies]

How to surreptitiously stretch within reach of kisses 

(via)

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[thebestoftumbling]

[everythingfox]

“When you give your bird a healthy fruit salad with a little chip as a treat at the bottom”

(via)

[babyfairy]

me bothering my friends

[elsaspants]

I can’t get over this because the cat fucking loves this wiggling saxophone flower. it must make a motorized noise/vibration that the cat enjoys, because she’s in heaven. she’s clinging to the damn thing and making kissy eyes like it’s her best friend in the universe.

[yarrrilo]

This is my new favorite thing now

[ampervadasz]

[memewhore]

He tryin’

[mrdistracted]

apex predator

[gardenofpawprints]

Fun fact! Cats can’t track up-and-down movement as well as they can track side-to-side movements. It’s the pupil shape.

[thesassyducks]

“Baby duck reunited with siblings”

(Source)

[illustraice]