𝖋𝖆𝖞𝖊

𝔴𝔢𝔩𝔠𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔡𝔢𝔱𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫, 𝔦’𝔩𝔩 𝔟𝔢 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔥𝔬𝔩𝔢 20 | ♀ might be a vampire

[qlitorizz]

i am a tampa bts concert-er. suck it.

[qlitorizz]

we went from not seeing yoongi for a decade and some change to seeing him damn near everyday and NO one is talking about it

[qlitorizz]

being jealous of two trolls who have like one of the most healthiest relationships i’ve ever seen is so humbling

[qlitorizz]

having a nightmare about a guy who isn’t with you on NEW YEARS?? my GOD and the urge to text him about it like “omgg i gotta tell him, he won’t belie.. oh yeah. we don’t talk like we used to. he probably won’t respond.” is SICKENING. SOMEONE SEDATE ME

[ohfxye]

you really gotta stop sayin darlin like that,

all slow and honey-thick,

like you’re leaning on a fence post

with the sun sitting polite on your shoulder.

i mean, listen to you.

you stretch one word into three,

and i’m laughing, shaking my head,

tellin you that drawl’s criminal.

but you don’t stop, do you, cowboy?

you never do.

you just smile and say it again real soft like.

like you know exactly what you’re doing.

and here’s the thing i don’t say out loud.

every time you call me that?

something in me tilts closer,

like i’m bein pulled by the sound alone.

so yeah, i’ll keep teasin you,

keep mockin the way you talk,

pretend i’m not replayin it later

just to hear you say darlin one more time.

[qlitorizz]

idc if this is me glazing myself but I STARTED TAKING THE G’s OFF OF SOME WORDS THE FARTHER INTO THE POEM TO SHOW IT WAS RUBBING OFF ON HER (a callout to my own habit to take on some of my partner’s mannerisms) BECAUSE ITS THE SWEETEST. FUCK OFF

[qlitorizz]

kocoum all the way but when john said “i’d rather die than live a hundred years not knowing you” lord did my heart skip a beat.. still Team Kocoum though-

[qlitorizz]

famous last words: overwatch edition

“WHY TF IS VENDETTA A CHARACTER IN THIS GAME”

“MERCY, MERCY HELP HELP IM RIGHT HERE”

“genji.. genJI.. GENJI DO SOMETHING”

“HE’S TOUCHING ME HE’S FUCKING ME HE’S IN MY ASS”

“huh.. it’s kinda quiet”

“THEY’RE BEHIND ME HELP ME”

[qlitorizz]

you ever pour your heart out and immediately get reminded why you shouldn’t?

[qlitorizz]

[qlitorizz]

relearning grammar and shit so i can sound more educated when i roast people >>

[qlitorizz]

why couldn’t i have been born a damn elven princess or something? i was born for magic, flowy dresses, smiling and waving.. maybe even hating my father, i already do that so why not do it to like a selfish ruler of a king.

[qlitorizz]

missing someone who probably hates you is so humbling.

[qlitorizz]

born to make riddles, create prophecies, and craft fate.

forced to have a 9-5 job.

[qlitorizz]

been questioning my sexuality for months and i just found out what a comphet lesbian is. 🧍🏻‍♀️ this is real, this might be me

[qlitorizz]

if sam reid is prince charming.. does that make louis fiona and armand shrek?

“tell her i love her, shrek.. TELL HER! FIONA!”

“charming charming charming charming. my donkey was my sister was my throw pillow-“

no i haven’t taken my meds today.

[qlitorizz]

anyone think armand was projecting and he’s actually the one who missed lestat? he’s just greedy and wanted them both fr

[qlitorizz]

sam reid, please dress up as prince charming for halloween I DONT ASK FOR MUCH IN THIS LIFE PLEASE