soup's nsfw sideblog (that kit often forgets to use)

[the-spice-specter]

oh yeah i should have a pinned post here too huh

specter, he/she/kit/they, 21

check the tag #a specter original (spicy version) for my original stuff & thoughts

i <3 weird eroticism in the mundane and fantastical alike

minors dni (obviously)

[tomhoppusdelonge]

i love following people with kinks I don’t have because somtimes I’m like

[mewsfire]

something i did sorta quick for fun

alt version without bg under cut

[chromaticrainarts]

Hey the floor crew at the pervert factory faxed, yeah they want the rock fucking this guy's thighs sloppy style, im on it boss

Full piece on my ao3

[contextfreepatentart]

[controllerpervert]

the humble pervert like to touch. all on dat

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

The thing is that Eridians canonically breed externally, by just laying eggs next to each other. Since it happens outside the body, and exclusively for procreation, it seems unlikely that this process would have the same kind of taboos attached to it that human sex does?

By comparison, book Eridians have huge taboos around eating. Possibly in part because they shit at the same time as they eat. Grace manages to talk Rocky into letting him watch him eat 'for science', but it's a hugely awkward experience. At the end of the book, it's mentioned that Rocky had to tell Grace to stop talking about food in 'polite company' when they got to Erid.

So what I'm saying is: Eridian middle school teacher Ryland Grace is probably gonna have to train himself back into saying “fuck”, because “fudge” is likely way more profane from an Eridian perspective.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

"the world's wettest building" is a place that logically must exist somewhere but I will admit I had never once thought about it

[original-computer]

@funnier-when-objectum

[chip-ism]

another comic commission, since i havent updated here in a bit

[plushiesknowbest]

Sometimes, it's all too much. But your loved ones will always be there when you need to rest, need to be held, need to let it all fall away. And when your biggest, closest loved one is a plushsuit determined to care for you in the ways she knows best... Then all you have to do is lean in, relax, and accept the body you deserve right now <3

A plushie's love is the best in the world, and jintally depicted mine perfectly here... I'm so grateful to commission it every time, toy is a wonderful artist and an even better friend 💙💙💙

[clouds-dont-judge]

POV you got ate

[francines-bagel-bites]

[029series]

imgonna passout hngnhn

[virtualgirladvance]

DO NOT THE SPINNING LATHE

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

NOW I LATHE ME DOWN TO SLEEP

I PRAY MY FINGIES I CAN KEEP

AND IF MY FINGIES ALL SHOULD BREAK

PLEASE DONT JERK OFF TO MY MISTAKE

[i-like-violet]

@funnier-when-objectum

[cat-boots]

[sweating nervously] got a feelin this dog's gonna eat me

[commission for @paw-whore]

[nanoraydx]

Sonic porn ground zero

[nanoraydx]

I ythink doctor egg man should buttfuck the master emerald. bye!

[bassenji]

what they don't tell you about sex is that it doesn't have to involve sex

[marciaillust]

from The Clockmaster

[nutbuster7000]

(shouting over the loud music to the guy next to me at a crowded bar) no no listen. there's two types of piss kink, okay? there's the wetting kind and the golden showers kind. the wetting kind is all about loss of control. desperation. it's about surrendering yourself to your irresistible physical urges. it makes pissing a submissive act. sit back down i'm not finished. the golden showers kind is about pissing as a dominant act. it's about degradation. objectification. turning a person with agency into something dirty to be used for relief. there's overlap between the two but both can be used to reinforce different power dynamics in bdsm contexts. where are you going

[twirlingfreckles]

sex isn't real it's something they made up as a hypothetical so we could do kink discourse. it's kind of like the trolley from the trolley problem. it's just a thought experiment