Hello, I'm Qror and I reblog stuff.

Bad and dangerous stuff.

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Kristoffer Zetterstrand 2003- oil on canvas

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Remove the Wizard's spells and replace them with not a single goddamn thing. Fuck you, magic boy.

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I need someone to write me "Fuck you, magic boy" in fancy calligraphy please

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a very rough sketch at “past my-bedtime” o’clock but hope this is what you were looking for (or close)

also hello mutual i made through attacking with boops pleasure to see your posts :)

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When your wizards try to use magic, just hold this up

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Nerd and Jock Ep 247 - It's a Nerd heist!

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Collection of painted portrait commissions.

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I'm becoming one of those 'older D&D editions were better' guys but specifically for the fact that AD&D and only AD&D gives me a way to calculate the probability of a PC getting a Urinary Tract Infection

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Citation provided!

These screenshots are from the AD&D 1st edition DMG, published in 1979. Here's an archive link so that you may peruse it for yourself. The material I've screengrabbed here is from page 13.

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[probablybadrpgideas]

Eldritch beings who view humans as mere insects, except one individual of their kind is that one bug nerd whose fascinated with bugs and goes on and on about how you shouldn't kill insects because they're "misunderstood creatures that play a part in the ecosystem"

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[probablybadrpgideas]

Ways to make your villain morally ambiguous:

Eats babies, but only for medical reasons.

Every time they kill someone they make a clone, ensuring that strictly speaking they're having no effect on the amount of life in the universe

Want to end all bad things but only has a gun to do it with.

Has exactly five (5) noble traits: tips waiters, donates to medical gofundmes, tidies your bathroom, buys milk for orphans, once gave a dog a hat.

Never attacks anyone who can't fight back unless it's convenient for their plans or they really want to.

Uses your correct pronouns when informing you about the horrible death trap they put you in.

Actually has an antipoverty machine powered by blending orphans. Look, they know its contrived, but you can only play the cards you're dealt, right?

Is pretty sure they're doing the right thing. They haven't actually checked, they've been busy, but they're pretty sure!

Is only doing evil because they got hit by an Evil Ray that makes you violent and dangerous.

Hasn't ever done anything wrong and is actively helping the heroes. It's a very light shade of morally grey.

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For weord dice Wednesday!

I have this rainbow glow in the dark set!

I've never seen anything glow in the dark blue before, I didn't even know that was a thing before I got these

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Being mutuals with a big blog is all well and good until they die and you have to be entombed with them in the pyramid

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All of my mutuals (including you sean) have the mummy's curse and will take it to their graves

[probablybadrpgideas]

Magical item: The Lemur's Paw. Like a monkeys paw but it ain't that serious. Three low grade wishes that come true but are ruined in mildly annoying but very specific ways.

Wish for a heroes feast? You get it and all benefits but it's a rum cake and now the party is drunk for the duration.

Wish for invisibility? It works but not on your equipment so you gotta infiltrate naked.

­The powers of the cosmos are neither cruel nor loving, they're actually just very annoying.

[probablybadrpgideas]

*Wizard frantically trying to cover the Bard's mouth as they yell random noises in the hope of getting Power Word: Kill by sheer chance*

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Cleric who's trying to make everyone else atheists.

It's their god, not anyone else's.

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Fudge other player's dice rolls

"I got a 17!"

"No, Greg, you got a 5"

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Post-apocalyptic faction of criminals who are trying to restore the government, because the concept of "criminal" only makes sense in the context of a central organised society that produces laws to break. Currently they're merely "ruffians" at best, which isn't the career they want to be in.

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Wizards make all those funny hand gestures because they're selecting the spell from a terrible UI

­The reason spell slots are so limited is because your wizard refuses to buy premium magic.

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Detect Evil but every so often it just goes off for, like, a cup or a nearby dog or something.