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❝ — a very strange one. he likes to pull shit on me a lot. i should’ve expected it at this point. ❞
❝ — i am already starting to feel sorry for you even though i don’t know shit about this friend of yours. don’t tell your friend, okay, but he sounds like a little meanie. ❞
— “ yeah it’s funny how guys have such a good memory of those they fucked over and only feel bad about their actions after the fact. oh well. you want to become lesbians? i don’t think you can just magically become one so i think you’re out of luck. you just need to find someone who makes you feel good in your own skin and feel comfortable. but you don’t need a guy in order to be happy. i think you’re doing just fine on your own. fifth harmony has so many jams and they bring out my confidence whenever i’m working out or doing a shoot. of course, babe. i’m always here for ya. ”
❝ — oh let me tell you, boys are very good in those kind of memories but remembering the time you first started dating? nah, don’t ask them that. well damn, if it only really was an opportunity. sucks to be us, gigi. i am slowly figuring that out, yes, i don’t need any guy to make me feel good. the effort for working out though, i am not doing that shit anymore. well maybe a little bit, but if i could i would stop working out for real. i appreciate that, buttercup. ❞
What’s a girl to do with her night? Go to the gym or sit on the couch with ice-cream and a glass of wine watching Netflix? Somehow I think Netflix is going to win this one.
Netflix is always the one you would have to pick. Who even cares if you go to the gym or not?
“ is it okay to you guys do somethin’ that you do not want to do? like — ask for orange juice even if you want so bad an soda just because someone told you to? wear a black t-shirt ‘cuz somewhere, somebody will be staring at you for wearing a white t-shirt? these are metaphors, please. but when leave our first choices on the background become so common? ”
❝ — wow, styles, i am so lost. who would have thought harry styles would be start asking these kind of questions? anyway, i say no even though i don’t completely understand it. but either way, you should do whatever you want and not what someone else wants. ❞
I was out for dinner and I was asking my friend if the place gave out one free refill or not and I guess the waiter overheard us because he gave me a free drink. My friend thinks he was flirting but I think not. There was probably actually just free refills.
You should have asked when he gave you the free drink.
Sunday is the day I lay around and do nothing. Do you think I could get an Uber driver to deliver brunch directly to my bed?
You can always try. God knows, maybe you have a very friendly Uber driver.
( ❋ TEXT MESSAGE ⇢ ALL )
GIGI: i'm at this fashion show with my mom and i should be having a good time.
GIGI: all i want to do is crawl back into bed with some gelato and not move for a day or two.
GIGI: at least i know my acting skills are on point.
SELENA: what is up, buttercup?
❝ imsg: open. ❞
taylor: it's a bra
selena: and you couldn't just tell me because? lmao
…❝ This song is so damn catchy! ❞
❝ — and what song might that be? ❞
once a friend tried to convince me i committed murder. he left a bloody candle stick in my closet and almost had me convinced ‘til i remembered i don’t have any candle sticks in my house. but i was so, like, proper scared by then that i’d turned it around on him and he ended up convinced he killed somebody. to be fair, he also once told me soup snakes were a real animal that were specifically made to be eaten in soup, so maybe i just shouldn’t trust him.
❝ — what kind of friend is this? ❞
— “ i’m pretty sure the card is signed anonymously and the company doesn’t reveal who sent it to them. although knowing the two exes i want to send them to, they would figure out it was me since they blame me for everything that goes wrong. yeah zayn and i are on good terms which is nice. i wouldn’t want to lose him as part of my life. of course cara be part of our halloween squad. the squad wouldn’t be complete without her. you are worth it though. every girl is worth it thanks to the empowering nature of fifth harmony’s song. i know i’m busy but if i can make time to be in zayn’s music video and to attend multiple dates of taylor’s tour, i can make time to see your show as well. i always make time for my friends no matter what. ”
❝ — good. though i am pretty sure my ex will know it is me as well. they just suck, let’s be real. most boys suck, so fuck them all and just become lesbians. that is always nice. she can decide whatever she wants to be, no matter what she will be in the halloween squad. what kind of squad are we when we don’t have our lovely cara involved? bless the girls of fifth harmony. making us all feel worth it. i appreciate that a lot, darling. ❞
— “ i’m really tempted to send like five of them each to my exes. that would be so funny to hear about. well, with the exception of zayn since the two of us are still friends and on good terms. cara is adorable and i love her but she’s such a wild card. you never really know whether she’s gonna be on board with an idea or not cause she’s forever changing. one of the things i love about her. netflix makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside, no doubt. of course i really want them! why wouldn’t i want to come and see your show and support you? ”
❝ — can i send one to my ex too? i think he could use some sparkle in his life. it should be done anonymous though, before he throws another one in my face. it is good to hear you and zayn are still friends. cara is a special girl, that is definitely true and i love her for it. oh well, whatever she decides to do she may join our halloween squad. i won’t be the mean one to tell her she can’t, because who can say no to her face? netflix makes me feel like i am worth it. well -- you know, you are also pretty damn busy so i wouldn’t blame you if you couldn’t make it, bub. ❞
— “ yes there really is! i’ve seen people talk about it on social media before but i can’t remember the name of it. that’s genius, sel! just send it to him as his first ever piece of mail and then BAM he has his first mess to clean up. i like the line to put inside of it as well. could you imagine all over walking around like a bad ass fairy squad? i know we could convince taylor and kendall but i don’t know about cara. she seems like the type to want to have an all out scary costume. netflix is always there for you and never tells you anything you don’t want to hear. of course i’m gonna do it! get me tickets for your new york and la dates and i will make time in my schedule to be there for you, babe. ”
❝ — well i know what we need to do. look for the name of that company. we need to know the name so we can order some. exactly! i think it is the best surprise ever and it will make him experience his first clean up too. i say you should definitely do it. oh it would be ace. but yeah, cara is always a question what she will do, but maybe we can all convice her because she loves us too much to say no. and she can also maybe be the darker fairy or something? god knows, we can probably figure something out for that girl. netflix is the main hoe. you know i would definitely get you those tickets if you really want them. ❞
— “ exactly! have you seen that company that’s around now where you can have a card filled with glitter sent to the home of someone you hate with a nasty message in it so that they get it everywhere? i was gonna try that as a prank for anwar but he lives with my mom so she would probably end up cleaning it up. don’t want that. silvermist would be a good fit for you, i think. just as long as we can be cute little fairies together. yes! it does it to me all the time whenever i get caught up watching friends reruns. it’s the best bae ever. exactly! now i just need to come and walk the catwalk at one of your tour dates so i can finally smack your butt. ”
❝ — oh my god, no way, is there really a company who does that? i need to get in contact with that company very soon, i need those cards in my life. it would just be too glamorous. anwar deserves it, but your mother doesn’t. so you should wait until he finally leaves the house and then it could be like his first ever mail. ‘good luck with your new house, dumbass.’ and then it explodes with glitters. i would love to see that. i think i will have to go with her then for halloween. yes yes yes, we need all those cute fairy pictures too then. maybe we can even convince taylor, kendall and cara to join in too. netflix is definitely the best bae ever. if you would do that i would love you forever. ❞
— “ we can wear really cute fairy outfits and just throw glitter everywhere. people always tell me that i should be tinkerbell for halloween but i think i’m far too tall for it. maybe this year i’ll try it out but only if you dress up like a fairy with me. netflix is my one true love. it will never break my heart or tell me i look fat in something. i was so happy when it was announced you were performing. took away a lot of my anxiety about that night, for sure. you’re so sweet, sel, thank you. having your support means so much to me. ”
❝ — and nobody would even care about it, because we are fairies and that is just what we do. throw glitter everywhere and on every one. you should totally do that, you would be a super cute tinkerbell. but then, which fairy should i be? maybe silvermist or something? guess we are sharing our love for netflix. have you ever had like that message through a show like ‘are you still watching?’ because i have that a lot, netflix is so cute. making sure i am still watching so i don’t miss any scenes if i am not. how could i say no to such a great opportunity? seeing my girls on the catwalk and being with them on the catwalk, like a dream come true. of course, gi. ❞
